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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Let's get it ON!

I hate those insidius ads...Whatever ON:

"Activon! Apply directly where it hurts!"

"FirstOn! Apply directly where it itches!"

"PreferOn! "Apply directly to the scar!"

And the worst of all, the original, the most insidius of all insidius ads:

"HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!" (repeated three times)

But here's the one I'm waiting to see:

"HardOn! Apply directly to the penis! HardOn! Apply directly to the penis! HardOn! Apply directly to the penis!"

Labels: Absurdity

2 Comments:

Stan said...: It's all medical...right?; 12:07 PM
Lavender said...: LMAO!; 5:32 PM

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