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Friday, January 25, 2008

The Sitcom

A computer malfunction is just as stressful and evokes the same nauseous response from me as does one of my pets getting sick. I know it's not the same, I would never compare a pet to a computer, but it still makes me ill when I cannot get one to work right. We got Stan's "new used" computer back form the shop, and to make a long story short, things aren't working right, I mean we can't even get it to start sometimes. I'm hoping it's something they can diagnose, so we have to take it back again. It's driving me crazy. I just want our computer situation to be back to normal. It keeps costing us $ to fix these things too.

On a lighter side, and I do need to cheer myself up because of this computer crisis right now, my mind is wandering when it comes to the Clinton v. Obama fight and ends up in Seinfeldville. Warning: This is for hardcore Seinfeld fans only...it won't make sense unless you're extremely familiar with all the episodes:

First, there's the episode "The Cartoon" where comedian Kathy Griffin plays starting-out comedian Sally Weaver who accuses Jerry of ruining her life, goes on to have a one-woman show where she has a hand-held tape recorder dressed up with little red devil horns and a tail that is playing Jerry's voice. Sally is truly demented and is taking anything Jerry does/says and twists it for the purpose of her comedy act. I'm seeing Hilary Clinton as Sally, one woman show, with a little bedeviled tape recorder with Barack Obama's voice talking about how the Republicans had ideas (he didn't say "good" ideas, but Sally Weaver/Hilary Clinton would twist his words).

Then on the news last night, they were talking about how Clinton and Obama had to get along, possibly even run on the same ticket to save the Democratic party. This immediately brings to mind the episode "The Mango":

Elaine Hilary: Jerry Barack, we have to have sex run on the same ticket to save the friendship Party.
Jerry Barack: Sex Running together to SAVE the friendship Party. Well if we have to, we have to.

Someone with video mash up skills really should do this. Don't look at me, I just have the daydreams.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Stan said...

I'm sad about my still born computer. It only lived for a few hours, but I still have feelings for it.

Hoping gainsver will send me one that actually works this time as we are taking advantage of the 30 day warrenty.

I really love the Seinfeld comparison with the Democrats saving the party. I don't understand who the Clintons think they are going to impress by cherry picking Barack to make him into some kind of Regan loving devil.

Smart people can see through their cherry picking sceem and not too smart people will be happy to vote for a Democrat who has good things to say about Regan - so who exactly are the Clintons hoping to reach with their fabricated methods?

7:51 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Computer: I don't know if it was stillborn or had SIDS: Sudden Internet Death Syndrome.

Should be interesting what happens in SC tomorrow re: the Dems.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Stan said to me in person re: Clinton and Obama running together on one ticket to save the party:

"Yes, Festivus is all too real."

8:15 PM  

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