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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Why Are You Voting Republican?

I saw a portion of this video on MSNBC this morning and it cracked me up so much I just had to seek it out myself.


In keeping with the satiric theme, what are some reasons *you're* "voting Republican?"

"I'm voting Republican because that's how my husband/father/boss/minister vote, and they know more about politics than I do."

"I'm voting Republican because tree huggers are crazy."

"I'm voting Republican because I'm a registered Republican."

"I'm voting Republican because I think tax cuts for the rich is a good idea. I know if I ever became rich, I'd want to keep the money."

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4 Comments:

Blogger bran said...

I'm voting Republican because I want gays and lesbians to be treated as second-class citizens. Marriage is for proper heteros, only.

I'm voting Republican because I want to waste government money erecting a physical wall between the US and Mexico.

I'm voting Republican because I want mandatory prayer to an Evangelical God in schools.

I'm voting Republican because the Constitution is such a drag.

I'm voting Republican because people don't need proper, affordable health and dental care.

I'm voting Republican because I think it's ok to slur black people by saying things like, "baby mama."

3:09 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

I'm voting republican because I want to have my US Citizenship stripped away and have my person placed in a camp where I can be treated to painful inflictions on my body, deprived of sleep, feel the effects of malnutrition, get sick from drinking the water, have illnesses and let them go untreated, and then be questioned by the guardians of the republic as thought I am an enemy of state... then later buried in a mass grave and my surviving family will never see me again.

We can experience so many wonderful things when we vote republican and have our constitution destroyed.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

"I'm voting Republican because if my boyfriend found out I voted for the other guys, he'd kill me!"

"I'm voting Republican because I support the Patriot Act. I mean if you're not a terrorist, you have nothing to worry about, right?"

4:47 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

"I'm voting Republican because I think we should turn Alaska into an oil field. I mean what are we doing with all that useless land, anyway?"

6:53 PM  

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