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Friday, October 03, 2008

We Might Have an Even Bigger Problem Now

Sarah Palin's flag pin was bigger than Joe Biden's. Stan and I remarked it was like the large print Reader's Digest version of Flag Pins. It only had like 6 or 7 stripes, so all the content wasn't there, just like Reader's Digest Condensed Versions, also sort of like her responses. Telling the moderator she isn't going to answer the question but talk about something else (that she was obviously coached on) was just plain RUDE.

And why is Chris Matthews the only person talking about her wanting more executive power in the position of VP, more than Cheney even? I mean I thought Keith O. would go on about that point last night, but Chris sure did, and with good reason. Hopefully Keith will bring it up tonight...and I'm sure Chris will rail on it. Someone has to.

After it was over, I was mentally humming the Dead Kennedy's "California Über Alles/We've Got A Bigger Problem Now" except changing the title to "Alaska Über Alles" and adjusting the lyrics to fit:

I am VeePee Sarah Palin
Born Again with Fascist Cravings
Soon I will be President

Human rights will soon go away
I'm your Hockey Mom today
Now I command all of you
Your kids will go to private school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

Alaska Uber alles
Uber alles Alaska

Big Oil will control you
Still you think it's natural
Drillin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Repeal of Roe v. Wade is near
Putin's head won't go away
Join the army or you will pay

Alaska Uber alles
Uber alles Alaska

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Thanks to Jello Biafra for the originals.

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Blogger Ann said...

Ah, the good old days...(authentic) Punk Rock, the Cold War, nightmares about a nuclear holocaust...makes one a bit nostalgic.

Funny, those fears about a nuclear war seem to be rearing their ugly head again. They completely disappeared in the 90s. And the Great Depression II? Who'd have thought they'd do a sequel to that one? Damn, that one came out of left field...er...right field.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Operation Rapture

Hilarious satire.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

I love the new lyrics. Just because we won the cold war doesn't mean we could beat Russia in a full war. We really need to be careful with Sarah and John because they are hinting at a willingness to go to war with Russia over oil. Notice their rhetoric around Alaska and Georgia and if the ice cap melts these two idiots might take us on a military campaign to secure the area for our oil companies.

People of America think we are the top super power in the world and this is no longer true, because the Bush administration has squandered our military power in an optional war. The Russians are tough and they know how to win wars. Perhaps the only people who are better at the key to winning wars are the Fins. Russia will actually kick our ass like it has never been kicked before if we take them on.

The American Public is very uninformed about Russia and how good they are at winning wars. It is foolish to simply believe that we could beat them and especially for the sake of securing more profits for our oil companies.

Sarah and John are truly frightening and I think the lyrics are very fitting.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

I had fun writing them, but you know what? I didn't have to change that much over the originals...and that's what is really scary.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

Is Biafra a profet?

9:52 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

I don't believe in prophets.

But I do believe that those of us with insight are able to predict future outcomes based on the public's amnesiac relationship with reproducing history. That and the gullible public's self-infatuation to the point they want "someone just like me" in the position of Pres or VPres. Can you imagine people like ourselves in the position of power? Scary thought...we'd be totally inept at running a country. Someone who can speak for me and represent me with similar values, but with a greater ability to deal with the affairs of state, that's another matter. But Joe Six Pack? No Way. Haven't we learned from the mistakes of the Dubya admin yet? Why would people want to repeat that? Yet Sarah Palin is the female version of Dubya. A Common Gal ya could have a beer with, youbetcha.

Keith O. was pointing out how both of these people have a disinterest in the world around them. This is not a good quality for someone in that office. I'm trying to find the exact quote he used, but it may be futile in the Google jungle.

7:44 AM  

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