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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

No Effing Way!

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?

You're sweet, but not naive -- though you like to be babied like a child at times. You prefer to have a bad boy by your side, but sometimes have problems understanding why he has to run off to take care of business. You want to settle down, yet deep down inside, you are excited by the surprises life throws your way.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.



I specifically remember NOT answering with the answers that specifically were intended to give her as the answer...not that I thought "don't answer with that one...that's a Fabianne answer", but because it didn't apply to me! WTF!!!! Fabianne is probably the most bizarre character in any film and out of ALL the female characters in PF, out of all the female characters in the whole damn world of cinema, she's probably the absolute LAST CHARACTER I would ever want to be compared to.

NO EFFING WAY. Back to take the test again. This time, as a male.

I could've sworn I would've been Yolanda aka Honey Bunny because I freak out when shit happens, not eat a big breakfast. Sheesh.

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Blogger Ann said...

It was the toothbrush! One of the questions was something like you can't be without ----- and the answers were either drug-like stuff or a .45...or a toothbrush. So I picked a toothbrush. I mean, hey, what would you pick? Actually, I can't be without a Carmex, but Tarantino didn't write that character into the film.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

Is this you? Very funny...

7:34 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

FY.

Yeah, I'm a petite French bipolar brunette with the mind of a 3-year old who thinks her boxer boyfriend cracks a rib by giving her oral pleasure, and who, when having to catch a train in 15 minutes, rambles on about her blueberry pie breakfast.

Yeah, that's really me.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

I do hate it when you do that "Mongoloid" voice, however.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

Alright I won't do the voice, but don't feel so bad about being her. She may not be too bright, but if she were my girl I would still keep her.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Are you nuts?!? She reminds us of _______.

And she's the kind of woman that _____ would like.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

You're right I would only keep her if she were you. See, you turned out to be her, so to keep you I have to keep her. If you were not her and the character were only her then it would be a doomed relationship.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

If I was her, I wouldn't have forgotten Butch's watch on the little kangaroo....he *specifically* told her, you know.

4:58 PM  

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