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Monday, April 20, 2009

Hillbilly Only

They do not come from a non-English-speaking country. They're not new to this country...they probably have to count back many generations to find an immigrant in their ancestry. They write forum and blog posts that smack of racism, they say how they "vote the Bible" and proudly support "Engish Only". They're out there, and they're on ebay and other selling venues. But they don't make sales, no. They make sells.

Sells. As in "woo hoo, I made my first sell today (doing happy dance)."

I just want to scream.

It's "SALES" you nincompoops!! You MAKE SALES. It's a NOUN. You SELL things. SELLS is a VERB.

It's so basic. Why is it so hard to grasp?

How did this happen to our "English Speaking" population?

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4 Comments:

Blogger Ann said...

Grogg sell. Grogg sell Wooly Mammoth Skins. Grogg happy make sale.

Billy Bob make sell. Yee Haw.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

These people can't be US citizens and they don't speak English and this can't even be Spanish. If cave men speak better English than these people do maybe they are Illegal Aliens and should be reported as the bible voting people would want to do... Oh wait a second... These people are the bible voters... maybe they should be deported.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

If they move to Texas, they might get a fast-track to becoming un-USA citizens if Rick Perry has his way.

They could all be citizens of the Confederate State of Jesus-ah.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Oh, I saw a funny (unintentional) hillbilly Jesus post today on the ebay boards.

Someone was quoting some bible passage from Genesis, but instead of writing Genesis, they wrote "Genius." LOL!!! LOL!!!!! Like, as in "Read Genius 2:14" (or whatever number)

They can't even get their Sacred Book right.

6:26 PM  

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