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12:20:2002 Entry: "Ann : Evil Plan"
Evil Plan
I got this link from Maria.
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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will steal Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of mad scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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I tried to keep my Evil Plan simple and practical. Didn't want to cause too much suffering...just want to pay my bills, you know? Didn't want to involve the fantastic or impossible, i.e., supernatural powers of alien demons, for example. However, I did think the opening of the Seven Seals would be a nice touch, if maybe only for my mild post-college-era fascination for Ingmar Berman films and high-school era fascination for Charles Manson's interpretation of Revelations (note: this is NOT an endorsement of Manson and HIS evil plan...just a fascination for his interpretation of Revelations and how it involved The Beatles in his twisted mind.)
Brownie points for whoever names the correct rich and powerful CEO!
And I like Mad Scientists. Anyone ever see "The Bride" with Sting as Dr. Frankenstein? Yum.
2 Comments
Is it Bill Gates? Just hazarding a guess....
Posted by Kim @ 05:01:2002:01:24 AM CST
Yes...'tis him.
Posted by Ann @ 05:02:2002:09:39 AM CST