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12:20:2002 Entry: "Ann : Nasal Dysmorphia"
Oh geez...I just remembered another part of my dream. I dreamt Courtney Love got a total plastic surgery makeover that made her nose miniscule. I was quite angry that someone with a supposed punk attitude like hers would sink so low in the vanity department, and I was going to make a public scene about it for her to answer to (like I have a public forum except for this journal...yeah right).
One thing you'll never see here folks, is Ann getting a nosejob.
It really grabs my groin to hear people with noses smaller than mine threaten nose jobs (so that they know that I know they're thinking about it...I don't mean people that don't know I'll hear them say it). I mean, WTF? I've lived with my schnozz for nearly 41 years...you can live with your nasal dysmorphic disorder for just as long. It's like me complaining about being too short in front of someone with achondroplasia.
I think the only reason why i'd get one is if I broke my nose, and it healed kind of werid, or if I had a deviated (sp?) septum, and I had a hard time breathing though my nose.
Posted by Anita @ 05:28:2002:02:15 PM CST
I have a deviated septum, or so a doctor told me once. I don't know if I inherited it from my dad, or if I broke my nose once (I fell on it as a kid on the ice...it hurt a lot, but sometimes you can break bones and not know it). I'm still not getting the nose fixed.
Posted by Ann @ 05:28:2002:02:21 PM CST
My mom got a nose job when I was two years old, and I was scared to look at her for days (first because of the bloody bandages, then because I had no idea what her face would look like). Turns out, strangely enough, that when people tell me that I look like my mother, they comment on the similarity of our noses. Weird.
Posted by Amber @ 05:28:2002:05:08 PM CST
I don't think it's a nosejob if you get something fixed because it gives you physical problems. In that case I've had a nosejob. I've also had an appendixjob and, and... ;o]
Posted by Nico @ 05:30:2002:04:37 AM CST