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12:20:2002 Entry: "Ann : When Ya Gotta Go..."

When Ya Gotta Go...

I just heard David Sedaris's bit about Stadium Pal on "This American Life" today. I never laughed so hard over anything I've heard on NPR. I guess there's even a Stadium Gal. While there, you must visit the Stadium Gallery...gawd.

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I heard it too; while in the car driving to Chicago. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

Posted by Leann @ 06:02:2002:06:37 PM CST

For rehabilitation alright, but so lazy or busy that Stadium pal is an alternative to the natural way.. I don't know what to say really, I'm speechless.

Posted by Nico @ 06:03:2002:03:24 AM CST

One time I went to a Rolling Stones concert (along with some other crappy bands) at a stadium in the middle of summer. I was there from about 10 am until 7 pm. I had to go once. Yup, once, the whole time. I mean, if you pace yourself, don't drink a *lot*, and rely on the heat of the day to dehydrate you a little, you don't have to pee that much. Of course you have to be careful not to get too dehydrated, but like I said, you have to know what you're doing.

As far as travel...um...you have to stop to get gas, don't you? Restrooms there, yeah, they're gross, but so is peeing in a catheter.

Posted by Ann @ 06:03:2002:09:17 AM CST

OMG - don't know wether I should laugh or cry........

Posted by Tove @ 06:03:2002:01:46 PM CST

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