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12:20:2002 Entry: "Ann : Better Living Through Pee Bags"
Better Living Through Pee Bags
I'm losing it.
I guess it's so funny because it's all so serious. Like the Gal FAQs:
Q: Can I wear a Stadium Gal when I'm menstruating?
A: Not Recommended.
Duh! OK, someone who would have to ask a question like that should get a Darwin award.
Here's another humorous Gal FAQ:
Q: Will I feel the need to wipe?
A: At first, but it goes away.
Gross!!!! Ewww!
OK, this one from the Pal FAQ:
Q: What happens if I have an erection?
A: The Stadium Pal Cathether is made of latex free material that will expand if that occurs.
Thank goodness. OK, now I'm not a man, but I find it hard to imagine being aroused while a bag of pee is strapped to your calf and a catheter is attached to your dingdong.
Thank you, David Sedaris...you kill me.
6 Comments
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Posted by Nico @ 06:03:2002:03:30 AM CST
Is this for real? I would have thought it was a joke..... ;)
Posted by Tove @ 06:03:2002:08:48 AM CST
It's real allright...David Sedaris bought one.
Posted by Ann @ 06:03:2002:09:19 AM CST
I had completly forgotten about those! I remember Nancy Walls did a story on the creator of that guy on the daily show with jon stewart in early 2000.
Posted by Anita @ 06:04:2002:02:21 PM CST
I just discovered David Sedaris recently, first the book Me Talk Pretty One Day (I think that's the right title) then I found a magazine article about the portable catheter thing, and other fashion accessories like a gluteal prosthesis, and the illustration was a paper doll with all the appropriate gear. Then I read the book Naked. I adore this guy.
Posted by Pat Hartman @ 06:07:2002:12:09 AM CST
Holy crap, lol, I had no idea.. my BF said PEE BAG so I searched it on google, lol came up w/ this, this is hilarious... lol.. adios ) i (.... Atomicbuttahfly on Teenopendiary.com.
Posted by Michelle @ 01:03:2003:02:46 AM CST