12:20:2002 Entry: "Ann : When I skewered their sacred cows, no one came to my barbeque. But now I'm sitting back, watching them all choke on their own beef."
When I skewered their sacred cows, no one came to my barbeque. But now I'm sitting back, watching them all choke on their own beef.
People said I was wrong when I spoke against organized religion.
People said I was a malcontent when I said I hated corporations.
People thought I was mean for not admiring Martha Stewart.
Pedophilia in the Catholic Church.
Unscrupulous Accounting Practices in Large Corporations.
Martha Stewart Insider Trading.
Fine. Just ignore me then. I'll let you deal with your own problems. Just don't you ever call me crazy again.
I REALLY like that quote. Is it an "Ann Original?" If so, 'til brilliant.
Posted by JeanNINE @ 06:26:2002:06:32 PM CST
'tiS brilliant...'TIS. Sheesh.
Posted by JeanNINE @ 06:26:2002:06:33 PM CST
Really, great! To say it with Sharon Osbournes words: "Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum!" :0)
Posted by Nina @ 06:27:2002:04:12 AM CST
Thanks, JeanNine, although I can't claim credit for the phrase "sacred cow barbeque", I think the beef choking addition was my own.
Nina...LOL! But I don't have a scrotum! (And I don't think Sharon does either!)
Posted by Ann @ 06:27:2002:08:10 AM CST
I only liked Martha Stewart when she was portrayed by Anna Gasteyer on SNL. Especially the topless Xmas special episode.
Posted by Jane @ 06:27:2002:01:15 PM CST
Only fools would ignore you, the wise ones read and absorb every word from you! :op
Posted by Nico @ 06:27:2002:06:08 PM CST
i second what Nico's said. and, on another note--there's nothing wrong with being a crazy bitch. nothing. in the end the crazy bitch will be the last one standing. be one with your crazy bitch self.
Posted by bran @ 06:28:2002:10:19 AM CST
I hope you feel better soon, Ann! Sorry to hear of disaster. :o(
Posted by JeanNINE @ 06:28:2002:12:58 PM CST