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12:20:2003 Entry: "Ann : Creative Integrated Online Digital Bullshit Development Management Solutions"

Creative Integrated Online Digital Bullshit Development Management Solutions

OK, excuse me while I flip out similar to what Stan did a few weeks ago, but I am so damn sick of all these formerly COOL software companies turning so frickin' corporate with their "management solutions" and "creative development" and "workflow resources" and their other limited vocabulary of corpspeak.

Assignment for the day:

Workflow Development Solutions Systems Provider Resources

Rearrange any of those six words in any order and in any combination of two or more to create a new corporate slogan for your company!

Extra credit:

Choose any of the following words for your slogan to add pizazz and make yours stand out from the crowd:

Creative Digital Online Integrated Network Management

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You know what's funny is to plug any combination of those words (I even tried it with all twelve!) into Google and watch all the BS that spews forth.

You know, I really should work up a javascript thingy like I have here that spits out endless streams of all the possible combinations.

Blah.

By Ann @ 20:29 PM CST:12:20:03 ..::Link::..