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12:20:2003 Entry: "Ann : DREAM: Jerry Bill"

DREAM: Jerry Bill

Well, there were a bunch of strange dreams last night, but most were really stupid and hard to describe. This one, on the other hand, is beyond absurdity and I woke up laughing my head off from the absurdity (remember this morning, Stan? I wasn't laughing at the radio). So this will be another guessing game of sorts. Ready?

There was a TV that was up high...like they have at bars. I might have been at a bar...I can't remember. I turned on the TV but it was sort of like a computer monitor and surfing with a web browser too. I went to one program that was sort of a mid-afternoon talk show hosted by Roger Waters (oh, the absurdity) (I don't remember Roger in the dream...it was just his show). I was scrolling around on the TV looking at various menus and found a list of "soon to be released albums". It was like a calendar and it listed albums that were coming out this coming week. On Tuesday, someone was putting out an album, and I was shocked when I saw their name. I start yelling to Stan, as he was in the bar with me, to come quick. But something happened and I lost my place on the tv, and when I tried to scroll back to the position I was, I couldn't find it to show Stan. So I told him that he had to guess who was releasing an album. In the background our friend Bill was lurking, although it didn't look like Bill, it looked like Jerry Seinfeld (oh, the ridiculously absurd absurdity). I made Bill/Jerry guess too. Then his eyes get big and he starts pointing to me and he says "Oh, I know who you're thinking of!" (Picture Jerry Seinfeld doing this, not Bill, Stan.) and I say "You know who it is, don't you?" and I start cracking up in fits of laughter and wake myself up.

OK, Stan, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is, who was the person releasing an album this coming Tuesday in my dream?

By Ann @ 20:38 AM CST:12:20:03 ..::Link::..