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12:20:2003 Entry: "Stan : Some fictional food"

Some fictional food

Criskets, what are criskets?

How to make some Criskets:

First buy 120 crickets from the pet store, then run them in the blender until they are smooth and creamy. This is something you can call cricket butter.

Then spread the cricket butter on as many triscuits as you can.

Next fry the triscuits, with cricket butter on them, for several minuets. Be sure to let them cool on a dry paper towel before you try them.

Eat and enjoy!


That is so gross, Stan.

See, Stan and I went to the pet store today to buy Crickets for the frog and Dog Biscuits for the dogs.

We called it "going to get Crickets and Biscuits" like Chicken and Biscuits. And I accidentally mixed up the words and said "Criskets."

I guess you would've had to have been there.

Posted by Ann @ 11:20:2003:06:07 PM CST

And you forgot the 3rd ingredient:

Crisco cooking oil.

Posted by Ann @ 11:20:2003:06:08 PM CST

Errrrr I will stick to regular butter , funny read thought you were for real hehe.

Posted by Rick @ 11:21:2003:09:44 PM CST

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