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03:11:2005 Entry: "Ann : Plethora of really awful dreams"

Plethora of really awful dreams

Stan woke me up around 5. Stepped in water in the bathroom, freaked out because I thought it was whiz. Stan assured me it was from his shower last night. Couldn't get back to sleep...he kept snoring. Finally when I did, I had horrible dreams.

Act I: Red Tape
I was in some sort of official state building because I had to pay a fee or fine or ticket or license or something. There were a bunch of charges on on the slip of paper that I held, but I wanted the woman behind the counter to clarify them for me. The fee was over $40, but the actual "fee" part was only $25. The other stuff was just a bunch of taxes and surgcharges. There was one very pricy surcharge that didn't make any sense to me, and I wanted her to explain. I wouldn't take her explanation...I wanted someone higher up to explain because the wording was just nonsensical. Meanwhile, there was a line of people waiting behind me getting impatient. Stan was getting impatient with me too and wanted me to just pay the damn fee. So I take a bunch of dollar bills out of my wallet to pay, and they look like monopoly money. I'm losing track as I count them. Finally, the line of people have left and there is just Stan standing by the counter now, and the woman has been replaced by some guy who slightly resembles Kelsey Grammar (sp?) (WTF?!?! Frasier...I never watched the show!!!) but more average looking. He's handling my transaction and it is taking forever...it's almost as if he's ignoring me. I ask where the line of people went, and Stan tells me they already got taken care of. I get mad and yell that I was next! I also request something of the guy, probably to explain the surcharges. He tells me there's an ignorance hotline (this might have been on the radio at the time, so I might've gotten radio entangled in my dream, but I don't know for sure.). I get mad at him and told him I was not ignorant, and THEY need to be tutored in the proper use of English (or should I say...Grammar? heh) in order to construct surcharges that make sense! I think I'm yelling and wake myself up in the process.

Act II: Loose Pug
I washed Lucifer Sam's fur and it went from soft and shiny to fuzzy, dry and krinkly. I then took him to some sort of dog get-together, but I was the only one there with a dog. It was on the corner of Atwood and that little street near where Pasqual's used to be. For some reason, I didn't have Lucifer Sam on a leash...I was just holding him by his collar. There were some people who came with poodles. Lucifer Sam was straining to see the poodles and somehow managed to wiggle loose from me. I was then trying to catch him, but naturally the more I tried to get him, the more he ran away. I was scared because Atwood is a busy street. I think I might've scared myself awake.

Act III: Guy in Store
Back to the Pug on the Run, I think some guy might have helped me catch him....I think the guy looked like that tall prematurely grey Dr. Ferguson from Alameda East (Emergency Vets show on Animal Planet), but older, probably a bit shorter and more average looking (yes, I do watch THAT show). I think we're in a grocrey store, but it's where Pasqual's used to be. I thank him and he thanks me for some reason. Is he trying to pick me up? There was also something about yogurt, but I think I woke up.

Act IV: Art Supplies and Affairs
Stan is at an Art/Office Supply store in Milwaukee or Denver. Their decor has lots of reds and oranges. Stan is buying some stuff...liquid paper, but not THE Liquid Paper...this is something else. I'm standing in line and Stan has his supplies near an endcap. As it's time for us to be checked out, Stan is nowhere to be seen, so I gather up his supplies and start to pay for them myself. The clerk says something about a discount, and pick up later...blah blah blah, but I tell her we're from out of town. Then I see Stan, but he doesn't look like Stan, he looks more like Bono (ew) with facial hair and narrow dork Bonoglasses. He's talking to a woman who is about 5'8"/5'7" with long dark hair. She's probably around our age. I go after them and confront them up against a wall. I see that the woman has a moustache (not a full-blown put-me-in-a-circus Tom Selleck 'stache, but more of a medical "condition" type female moustache). She would've been attractive except for that. Stan says that there's something that he needs to talk to me about, and I knew that he was having an affair with the bearded lady. I start to hit him, claw at him and yell, and wake myself up.

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It's so sweet that you're giving me all of this attention, and I don't even have to go to the trouble of getting a girl friend.

Posted by Stan @ 02:24:2005:05:11 PM CST

By Ann @ 10:39 AM CST:03:11:05 ..::Link::..

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