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02:07:2006 Entry: "Ann : Nico Sounds Like..."
Nico Sounds Like...
...he's describing me here where he's talking about his girlfriend, except for the part about reading newspapers (I hate the feel of ink) and books (I have no time working 14 hours a day), although I do actively seek out news and information. And sometimes I go through phases of wearing nail polish, however now is not one of those times. Other than that, it sounds like me, and it sounds like something Stan would write. Unfortunately, when some guys like Nico or Stan say this, some dildos out there automatically assume that the woman is unattractive (as if the dildo is some GQ prize themselves). The thing is, if someone peeled all the plastic off the mannequins they want to date, they'd be in for a big surprise. Or maybe that's why they can't find a woman because they're holding out for some lipo-ed, botoxed, plasticized superbabe that only actually looks good under the right studio lights on the set of Moron TV, and they'll never find it, forever doomed for a life of pizza, beer and dirty socks in guyland where they can be little boys forever, their only true lover their hand.
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One can read news online too ;) Thanks Ann.
Posted by Nico @ 02:07:2006:12:08 PM CST
Wow, I am the first part, too. I read Maxim in place of fashion mags, and occaionally some of Chantz's "other," ahem, magazines. You reminded me of this kid I worked with years ago. He wanted the perfect woman. Not perfect in xxx chromosome sexy, but in Mary mother of Jesus perfect, because if Mary was perfect, then therefore that means that there must be other perfect women out there. How delusional. Some Catholics!
Posted by Dawn @ 02:07:2006:03:09 PM CST
Oooooo! That's a cool header, too! And I dyed the kids hair with koolaid, btw. I used conditioner with it. Came out great!
Posted by Dawn @ 02:07:2006:03:11 PM CST
Oh Dawn, that's a scary, scary story about the kid you used to know. I've heard of women becoming obsessed with having Jesus as a lover, but not men wanting Mary. Ewwwww. What would Freud do? :-D
Posted by Ann @ 02:07:2006:03:54 PM CST
...not that the other way (women "wanting" "Jesus") isn't ewwww-worthy either.... But some people just take their religion too seriously to the point of it becoming a mental illness and it causes harm either for them (which is sounds like it probably did to this kid....mess him up big time when he hit the real world) or harming others. Not mentioning any names here, I saw what happened to certain embassies from certain countries! ;-)
Posted by Ann @ 02:07:2006:04:18 PM CST
There is a lot of confusion when people begin to talk about 'what is attractive' and these kinds of discussions usually have lots of missunderstands. So... I won't attempt to say what I think is attractive. However, I will confess that I'm a sucker for an inteligent woman with (more than anything else) a beautiful voice. Call me shallow, but it's probably some kind of primal biology which I can't change about myself. It's not like anyone can change the voice that they have either.
Posted by Stan @ 02:07:2006:05:29 PM CST
Also, I like what Nico wrote too.
Posted by Stan @ 02:07:2006:05:42 PM CST
Likes intelligent women, yes, that's shallow indeed ;) Thanks Stan!
Posted by Nico @ 02:08:2006:08:26 AM CST
Actually stan, one can change the sound of one's voice. I do it a lot around Chantz. I usually save it for when I am reading to him on a trip (makes the time go by so much faster) and when he is moody or mad at me. I soften it, make it more childlike and innocent. If only I could remember to use it all the time. Too bad it took me so long to find it. ( He uses this voice on me occasionally and that is where I got it from) Ann- either way that is just gross. He didn't act super religious like "born again x-ians" that I know, but he had this marry fixation from his religion. Yick.
Posted by Dawn @ 02:08:2006:03:11 PM CST
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