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03:09:2006 Entry: "Ann : New Corpse"

New Corpse

And it sucks: The Dancing Ether Step 6 Ooops Sacrifice on High I Won

Makes me look like the Fresh Prince*, although it is impossible for the first person to ever have a Fresh Prince.

*Fresh Prince is Corpser's lingo for a non-sequitor panel that completely disregards the 15 pixel slice of the panel above them that they are given to work with. Why the term Fresh Prince? It stems from this example.

4 Comments

I was reviewing corpses last night thinking that they are like sex. Sometimes you have great sex all the way through. Sometimes you are having great sex, but then the doorbell or phone rings and you can't get back into it (last panel is off). This one is like you have a great idea for having sex, but you can't find a partner to have it with, or they have their own idea of what great sex is, and it's not with you.

Posted by Ann @ 02:28:2006:08:47 AM CST

Looking at this corpse puts me in a right sour mood.

Not having a good day. Certain things in the "working world" (both mine and someone else's) is pissing me off.

Some people should not buy through ebay. Excuses excuses. I don't buy the illness thing. That would mean too many people have too many life-threatening illness all the time (or are grandparents of someone who is) yet still manage to put their bids in. What's up with that?

And why can't people just buy what you sell and not always have to ask for more? No, I'm not selling "more." I sell what is on my site, ok? Please use the Buy it Now button. Don't send me money unbeknownst to me and expect me to come up with something I don't have.

How hard is it to continue flat black areas in a corpse? Easiest damn thing in the world, if you ask me. And if you're going to incorporate the 15 pixels (which I have done it myself and screw the girlie bitches who call it "lazy" it's only lazy when you can't do it right) you really have no excuse of not making a smooth transition.

Posted by PissedOff @ 02:28:2006:11:06 AM CST

why wouldn't you incorporate it? i couldn't do it any other way with out it looking like crap.

ann- i have been passing on my recent corpses. too much bad "sex" has turned me off. i am disheartened. that does look ridiculous. what is up with people?

Posted by Dawn @ 03:02:2006:01:07 AM CST

I started out incorporating them because I didn't know there was such a strong reaction against incorporating it from a certain contingent of "get yer filthy hands off my 15 pixels" corpsers. I mean, why should it matter one way or another? If you don't think you can get a clean transition without incorporation, by all means incorporate! Better that than leave a crap transition with the 15 pixels untouched. But if you do incorporate, there's really no excuse for bad transitions. Just MHO.

Hope you don't keep passing on the corpses, Dawn. You have a light whimsical touch that is good to see over there.

Posted by Ann @ 03:02:2006:05:25 AM CST

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