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03:16:2006 Entry: "Ann : DREAM: I am the Dog Avenger and Dog the Mortgage Broker"

DREAM: I am the Dog Avenger and Dog the Mortgage Broker

Stan and I bought a house with 4 other guys, Matt, some other guy that reminded me of some guy who I can't remember his name who sometimes went to a weekly Saturday party thing we would go to back in another life (not Adam, but Adam's friend...sort of generic looking, computer geek...sorry Stan, to remind you of that last night), still yet another guy (maybe Jeffrey?) and a guy I used to work with my last year in Colorado at Pinko's--Rick...odd medley. Probably a vacation time share sort of deal. Mind you, none of these people I have seen in at least five years or so (other than seeing Matt out in his front lawn as we drive by). Simultaneously, I'm checking myself into a hospital to have a routine teeth cleaning...as if I am my dog, except human, because I need to be anaesthetized, just like how they clean my dog's teeth. In my dream, I am getting a sense of dejavu, like I did this once before (I must be really tapping into Lucifer Sam here, because we had his teeth cleaned last year too). I am also getting my valuables together--rings--and giving them to my mom, who is there, to hold for me until after the operation, which is scheduled around 3:30. It is still in the morning, and I don't want to stay in the hospital all that time, so Stan and I decide to take a ride and go get the papers signed for the house deal. We're driving around what appears to be north of Madison/Lake Mendota, near that area of hideous condos with fake lighthouses, yet at the same time it's sort of like around Broadway south of Madison/Lake Monona. We find the building where the closing will be. It's two or three stories high, mostly glass (the office building, not our "vacation time share house" which I actually never see in the dream), and below street level. There's snow outside, and we park on the street and walk down to the building. Who is running the office? Who is the mortgage broker company? Why, it's Dog the Bounty Hunter. Heh. He's the first thing I see as I walk in the door, along with his wife Beth, along with some other people I didn't recognize from the TV show. We're early, and the rest of the guys who are closing with us haven't arrived yet. Stan says something like "we need to do a closing on a house" (I guess we didn't exactly line up an appointment ahead of time). Dog sees us and introduces himself, first looking at me and extending his hand to shake. I notice that his hand is deformed and missing some digits, and I figure he got bit by a Doberman during a recent untelevised bounty hunt or something...maybe that's why he can't make it as a bounty hunter in Hawaii anymore, minus the fingers, so he has to go on to another career, Dog the Mortgage Broker in Wisconsin. Yup. It was rather gross, actually. Eventually the other guys come in, except Rick, and we go on to sign all the papers. As I'm sitting in a chair around the desk, Beth walks by in front of my chair, (rather than going behind it) and I think that is rather rude. She is being her typical bitchy Beth self (as seen on TV!). After we are done, Rick still hasn't arrived, and we are waiting on him. The other guy in our party, who I think might have been Jeffrey, starts kneeling on the floor and bowing down to me (Wayne's World style) doing the "I am not worthy" thing. I am sort of flattered, up until the time he mentions "Meghan" and says he loves her songs. Who the hell is Meghan? Do you know a Meghan? I don't know a Meghan. Then I realize he was *practicing* his Wayne's World-style adoration of the Meghan for when he actually encounters her, and I was just there in the way and it wasn't intended toward me. In the mean time, Rick still hasn't gotten there, it's now lunch time and Wayne "Dog" Chapman is still stuck here with this closing party, however Beth decides to leave for lunch, kisses Dog goodbye and mentions something about locking up. I look out the window after Beth leaves and see that we are completely locked inside the place, as there is a gate outside surrounding the complex and it is locked from the outside. I start to panic because I realize I need to get myself to the hospital to have my operation soon. What if Rick doesn't come? How will I get out? Finally, I see an old (70s? 80s?) sedan, 4-door, very long American style...Ford?, olive green colored. I knew that was Rick (from what I remember of Rick IRL, he always rode a bike). I was relieved. Despite the place being locked up, Rick somehow managed to get in (dreams, don't you love them?) and sign the papers. I remember looking at Rick and thinking he looked like Tim in sort of a tall, bespeckled, goatteed northern European Jesus-imitaiton sort of way (Rick always had short hair, Tim has short hair now, but when Tim had longer hair he went as Jesus for Halloween one year and he looked just like those cheesey Aryan versions of Jesus.

I can't remember what happened after that, other than I woke up and concentrated really hard to remember this dream because surely it should be nominated for a Dreamy.

And if that wasn't enough for one night, when I went back to sleep, I had yet another dream.

I was in what looked to be a junior high school, mostly for girls. I was walking down a hallway with stocking feet, and some of the girls were rollerblading down the halls. The building started out as a one-story building (like the jr. high I went to) but mutated into a three-story, like the high school I went to. As I turned a corner, I witnessed a girl with neon orange hair wearing matching neon orange clothes hit a small, grey short-haired dog with a stick. It was purely out of meanness and unprovoked. I was so mad, that I tried to chase after her, but she was on rollerblades and I was in stocking feet and kept slipping. We're going around a spiral stairwell, like we're not on the stairs, but we're going around them...weird...can't describe. Finally, she trips and hurts herself, so I get a chance to catch her. Then I'm transported out of that setting and I'm outside. There's a young man leaning on a tree near me. He looks like James Dean and is wearing khaki pants and a grey windbreaker. Despite the non-neon colors, I know that is the girl I was looking for. I tackle this person to the ground and am sitting on his/her chest. He/she is trying to bite my crotch (as if it's a dog). There is a newspaper between him/her/it and me. Then I start to press on its eyes with my thumbs and I get a strange sense of dream dejavu, like either a) I've been in this situation before in another dream or b) I only *think* in the *dream* that I've been in this situation before. The person is pleading with me not to blind them. I keep pressing on its eyes, not hard, and make indentations into the inner corner of its eyes with my thumbnails. It opens its eyes, which are all red and seem sort of pushed back, like when you push on a doll's eyes and it sort of dislocates the mechanism. I can't remember what happened after that, but I got a sense that I had avenged the hurt dog.

2 Comments

Could this "Meghan" be Dr. Megan who cleaned Lucifer Sam's teeth?

This dream about avenging the hurt dog... wild stuff ... do you think it might be about anyone with red hair that you know. Perhaps someone who made you mad lately???

Posted by Stan @ 03:16:2006:06:08 PM CST

No, no, it wasn't Dr. Megan (Meghan?). This was a young girl, like 19 years old, that Jeffrey was idolizing. Not a Britney Spears type, but more of an indie singer songwriter cult figure. I have no idea who it is.

The person I was attacking for hurting the dog *did* have dayglo orange hair, but I don't know...do you think it was *her*? And do you think then that would make you the hurt dog? Yes, weird stuff indeed!

Posted by Ann @ 03:16:2006:06:13 PM CST

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