These are old archived entries from my journal, Ornamental Illness. I have eliminated all graphics (except those in context of an entry) to save on my bandwidth usage.


Please visit my other sites below. I promise they're more visually interesting.

Ornamental Illness main entry page

Ann-S-Thesia Web Graphics

Ann's Gemstone Jewelry

The Dingbatcave

Art Objects

Eyebalm Fine Art

Windowsill Cactus

Saturday, September 13, 2003

The Usefulness of Paranoia

Two times a week, when I drive to work for the early shift, I'm driving through the middle of Madison before 5:00a.m.. I usually see several police cars on my way and sometimes they even follow me for half a mile or so. Their doing their jobs, and this is good because I always see at least one driver on the road that I would pull over, if I were a police officer, to see if they're drunk. This morning I noticed that my passenger door wasn't shut tight and pulled over to close it. After I stopped two police cars go by, and it made me feel weird all morning. I kept thinking to myself that they were going to pull me over, but I had no reason to think in such a paranoid way about this morning's trip. I was wondering to myself why I felt so paranoid when I had no reason for such thinking. I thought, if they were to pull me over what would be their purpose? Most likely a bad tail light? I thought to myself, 'fine - if I'm going to be paranoid - then just go outside and check all of the car lights.' I believed that I would see that all of my lights were working and then I could just tell myself to stop being so paranoid.

It is such a wast of time to spend the morning thinking paranoid thoughts for no good reason. I checked my lights, and to my surprise one of my rear blinkers wasn't working. I fixed the blinker light - of course.

Much to my own amazement my paranoid thinking was "ahead of the curve" - as the saying goes.

Posted by Stan on 09/13/03@03:20 PM CST ..::Link::..

Morning Glories

Despite the fact that today started off rather rotten with me and The Pappit knocking the leaves off our newest family addition, yesterday was quite good. We painted more on the house until the rain came. Rain is good, especially when you've been in a draught like we have. I mean, draught in the southwest is one thing...it's the southwest. But Wisconsin? No, draught very strange here. Most of us aren't even set up to water our lawns! (We asked a landlord about that when we first moved here..."so, who waters the lawn, the tennant or the landlord?" He just stared at us like we were from Mars.) So since we couldn't paint anymore, we went greenhousing. The Bruce Company just got a bunch of new houseplants in. I indulged. And of course, Stan got the Succulent at Felley's. And now we're talking about converting my former studio into a plant room. I guess we're addicted. It's sad.
thumbMG_0001 (7k image) thumbMG_0002 (6k image) thumbMG_0003 (6k image) thumbMG_0004 (7k image)
thumbMG_0005 (6k image) thumbMG_0006 (6k image) thumbMG_0007 (6k image) thumbMG_0010 (7k image)
thumbMG_0011 (7k image) thumbMG_0012 (6k image) thumbMG_0013 (6k image) thumbMG_0014 (7k image)
thumbMG_0015 (6k image) thumbMG_0016 (7k image) thumbMG_0017 (7k image) thumbMG_0018 (6k image)
thumbMG_0019 (7k image) thumbMG_0020 (7k image) thumbMG_0021 (7k image) thumbMG_0023 (6k image)
Here's some life-size pictures (click the thumbnails) of the strange hybrid Morning Glories we've been growing this summer. I like the ones with the pictures of little tiny houses in the background.

Posted by Ann on 09/13/03@12:11 PM CST ..::Link::..

Succulent

Yesterday Stan bought this plant...he fell in love with it. Today, his stupid wife and even stupider Boston Terrier knocked a couple leaves off of it when said dog was going out side on his leash...leash caught a couple leaves, knocked them off. Just shoot us now. I'm trying to root the leaves in a couple pots with rooting hormone, but don't know if they'll take at all. Succulents are supposed to be able to start plantlets from leaves, but if this is a weird hybrid or something, it might not work. I'll just die if I've damaged the main plant in anyway....you just don't see things like this at greenhouses every day. I still don't know what it is though, other than a succulent. The bumpy leaves remind me of so many things...warty gourds, tongues with bumpy tastebuds, those weird monkeys with pink fleshy frontal lobes, cale, broccoli, cauliflower. It's quite the specimen.
succulent (47k image)
You're not supposed to touch the leaves either, as the greenhouse worker told us. However tempting it is for us, the plant evidentially doesn't like it. Stan says we rescued it from some family with kids who would constantly fondle the leaves. I hope we did, I hope we're giving it a good home despite the clumsiness of certain dogs and females who inhabit it.

Posted by Ann on 09/13/03@10:42 AM CST ..::Link::..

DREAM - Popsicle

This is lame, but all I can remember dreaming about last night was that I was eating a popsicle. One of those "all natural kind."

Posted by Ann on 09/13/03@10:21 AM CST ..::Link::..

Friday, September 12, 2003

Bad Goat Cheese!

This was a Bad Cheese day for me. I tasted a sample of goat cheese in the store, and liked it enough to buy a wedge. I made a sandwich for lunch at work and when I ate it something wasn't quite right. It tasted a lot different than it did in the store, and half way through the sandwich I knew I was getting sick. I drank lots of coca-cola and vinegar to repress my urges to barf. Some soda crackers were helpful too, but all I can say is it seems like goat cheese is always risky. Sometimes it's really good and other times it ends up in the back yard for the raccoons to eat. However, I decided not to feed it to the racoons, because I was sick for hours after eating some of that cheese.

Posted by Stan on 09/12/03@07:52 PM CST ..::Link::..

DREAM: Incredible Detail

The first dream was rather fun. Stan and I were selling our current house and buying a new one. We went to look at the new house; it was smaller than ours, and younger too, maybe having been built in the 20s or 30s. I don't think it had a full 2nd floor, but it did have a larger basement that was well lit and had room for studios. For some reason, Stan started painting in the studio area downstairs, before we even owned the house. There were small, 2 inch square ceramic tiles on the wall and he was painting directly on those. I also started painting too, but I had a canvas started already. I was using oil paint, oddly enough. The basement had a walk-out door with windows that flanked both sides of it, so part of it was exposed, which probably explained why it had good lighting. We got so preoccupied painting, that we forgot to leave the house, and by the time we did go up the stairs, we realized that the current owners/sellers had come home. It was late on a Saturday night and they were sitting around the great room with their family (three young kids) and some friends. I didn't want to freak them out, so I found the wife and told her who we were and that we had just made an offer on her house and that we'd be going now. The main area of the house did seem quite spacious and roomy, and it had lots of windows for my plants. I would guess that the current owners were about my age or maybe in their late 30s. The woman was about 5'8", long, dark hair with bangs, fairly thin, but she looked like she could be pregnant again or maybe it was the style of dress she was wearing. It was a long, narrow dress with a high waist in dark blues and purples. She was fairly pleasant, not a Disney Witch, fortunately. Her husband was over 6 feet, thin, short dark hair, balding, beard and moustache turning grey, small mouth, blue jeans, casual clothes. They seemed like they were right at home in Madison or more liberal areas of Fort Collins, which begs the question, was this taking place in Madison or Fort Collins? I do not know. But as we were leaving, I realized I left a sweater of mine on the main level of the house and needed it back. They helped me look for it, but since the whole family came home with friends, it must have been covered up by other people's clothes because they couldn't find it. They loaned me one of their kids coats to wear home instead because it was a cold night. But for some reason, Stan and I had to go back again. This time no one was home, and we must have entered through the family room that had white carpeting because as I recall, the main part of the house had hardwood floors (with red trim!). They had a white bulldog that matched the carpet. It barked at us as we entered, and chased us around, but it seemed friendly.

Do I dream in detail or what?

The next part of the dream had several parts to it, but I can't remember the sequences too well.

I went to Depressions (old place I used to work and then freelance for, not called that, but something that rhymes with it) to pick up a job they needed me to work on. I talked to a guy that I did not know. He was about 5'10", blondish hair, sort of scruffy cut, beard and moustache, glasses...sort of "Van Driesen"esque in appearance, but not in personality...he was just average as far as that goes (which describes most people in the typesetting field if they stay in it long enough), average weight, dressed in subdued brown or khaki colors. Large nostrils. The job I would be doing was extremely tedious and wrist-slashingly boring....opening up some graphic files created in another program by someone else and editing text or adding text to them...urgh, how I hated assignments like that. He gave me the folders and papers and disks I would need, and then I started to leave the building. I saw people that actually did work there, and they were much older, obviously, and fatter. I likewise wondered what they thought of me, and then I realized I was wearing a full nun's habit. I mean, I'm talking total nun get-up...not just that head thing. Long black nun robe, rosary beads, that stiffling white thing that goes around your face and pushes your cheeks out that the black veil fits over...or something. I was total nun. I saw the former supervisor and said hi to her. She stared at me, but didn't say hi back, either she didn't like me (because I was a rebellious employee!) or she didn't recognize the new nun me. As I climbed the stairs to leave, I debated on whether to take off the nun stuff, but for some weird reason only known to my dream self, I decided to keep it on. I also sensed sort of a deja vu (ever get deja vu inside a dream?) that this had happened before, and I had taken off the nun drag before I left the building. So I'm walking home looking like a nun, passing high school students staring on the way. I can't remember what happens after that, but I do go into another part of the dream. Stan was trying to fill out some application for graduate school, and each time he'd answer the questions and "send it in" (which must have been an instant online thing because he'd get back the results instantly), he'd keep getting rejected because something on the application was wrong. He was getting incredibly frustratated as he was on his 4th try and still not accepted. In the application, he was describing some sort of scene from Twin Peaks and Stan mentions a weapon, but the school administrators sent the application back saying they needed to know what kind of weapon it was, so he sent it back again saying "a blunt instrument." I think he finally got accepted. Then the last part of the dream I had a locust or large grasshopper/katydid that was a pet. It was named, too, but I forgot the name I called it. I had it outside, and it escaped and jumped into the street. Stan gave me some sort of gunnysack so I could catch it...a butterfly net would've helped better, though. I was afraid a car would hit it. I kept calling it by name, but it wouldn't respond (duh...it was a BUG!). Finally I was able to wrestle it into the gunny sack, but by that time it had grown into a small, furry black mammal.

Posted by Ann on 09/12/03@08:25 AM CST ..::Link::..

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Something in the way I write...

I just realized I used the word "something" way too frequently in that last post. Guess that's what happens when you're only half awake when you write your dreams down.

I have a severe headache.

Posted by Ann on 09/11/03@11:51 AM CST ..::Link::..

DREAMs: Captain Ahab in Furs

Well, the first part of this dream places right up there on the rock-and-roll-related surreal-o-meter. I was watching Ebert and Roper and they were reviewing a new movie starring Lou Reed. I couldn't figure out the plot (it was an indie film, of course), but Lou was made up like an old time New England character like Captain Ahab, complete with beard without moustache. Very odd. It looked like an interesting film; Stan and I made a note that we wanted to see it.

Then I was going around to various grade school libraries so I could print a document from a computer disk or something. Guess I didn't have a printer at home or something, who knows. But then I had to either read or listen to some narration that was created by a grade-schooler (probably around 6th-8th grade or so) and I couldn't understand what was being said. I had absolutely no comprehension of it whatsoever. This worried me, like I was losing my mind or something. Somehow I managed to call up my mom and tell her about this, and she said it was probably the fault of the kid, that they don't speak proper English or something. I knew it wasn't that, I knew the problem was with me, not the kid. It was kind of spooky.

Posted by Ann on 09/11/03@08:06 AM CST ..::Link::..

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Just what are people thinking about?

I decided to peruse my stats from last month. Below are this site's search engine referrals. The numbers after them are the number of people who found this site through the search string, followed by the percentage of searchers who used that term to find this site.

jpegs 185 7 %
pinky rings 57 2.1 %
mo rocca blog 70s 53 2 %
david sedaris stadium pal 37 1.4 %
catamite 33 1.2 %
illness 28 1 %
hair dyed mohawk 25 0.9 %
boots and dogs 24 0.9 %
my prescription is glasses 24 0.9 %
don t eat your meat how can you have any pudding 24 0.9 %
i woke up screaming 24 0.9 %
mohawk shaving 23 0.8 %
forced small shoes 23 0.8 %
ghost gifs 23 0.8 %
mares eat oats 21 0.8 %
birthday songs 19 0.7 %
singing animals 18 0.6 %
stadium pal sedaris 17 0.6 %
labradorit stone 17 0.6 %
cool jpegs 16 0.6 %
human toilet gallery 15 0.5 %
siam cat 15 0.5 %
cinderella city 14 0.5 %
partridge family bus 14 0.5 %
big honkers 14 0.5 %
young grasshopper 13 0.4 %
snl dieter s dream 13 0.4 %
funny birthday songs 12 0.4 %
girls having sex with dogs 11 0.4 %
how to whistle 11 0.4 %
greta van susteren facelift 11 0.4 %
human toilet 11 0.4 %
baby finch 11 0.4 %
empty nest syndrome 11 0.4 %
judy swallow 9 0.3 %
cellphones what are they doing to our people 9 0.3 %
movie symbolism 9 0.3 %
npr stadium pal 9 0.3 %
dog/webresults.htm 8 0.3 %
fighting women 8 0.3 %
stadium pal david sedaris 7 0.2 %
you know how to whistle don t you 7 0.2 %
sedaris stadium pal 7 0.2 %
political test 7 0.2 %
gifs 50x50 6 0.2 %
www dogclaws com/ 6 0.2 %
gm script 6 0.2 %
stor troopers 6 0.2 %
hippie name generator 6 0.2 %
tongue splitting 6 0.2 %
you know how to whistle 6 0.2 %
moter cycle 6 0.2 %
speculum exams 6 0.2 %
plastic diamonds 6 0.2 %
boxer puppy 5 0.1 %
bar 5 0.1 %
twin peaks characters 5 0.1 %
pee bags 5 0.1 %
greta van susteren plastic surgery 5 0.1 %
haunted music 5 0.1 %
agate slabs 5 0.1 %
charleton heston alzheimers 5 0.1 %
cinderella city mall 5 0.1 %
strong glasses lady 5 0.1 %
mileagers 5 0.1 %
middle aged people 5 0.1 %
free acquaintance girlfriend 5 0.1 %
stadium pal npr 5 0.1 %
man with a cat picture 5 0.1 %
stadium pal 4 0.1 %
lux interior 4 0.1 %
popeye trivia 4 0.1 %
best birthday songs 4 0.1 %
just dicks 4 0.1 %
greatest song ever 4 0.1 %
nuprin 4 0.1 %
big man pig man 4 0.1 %
mares eat oats and does eat oats 4 0.1 %
kato kalin 4 0.1 %
candy coated clown 4 0.1 %
test esoteric 3 0.1 %
fuck charter 3 0.1 %
dictionarys 3 0.1 %
honkers 3 0.1 %
courtney love plastic surgery 3 0.1 %
jason alexander nude 3 0.1 %
french girlfriend 3 0.1 %
corpse pics 3 0.1 %
square gifs 3 0.1 %
menards theme song 3 0.1 %
dipwad 3 0.1 %
fixing lead pipes 3 0.1 %
partridge family logo 3 0.1 %
sedaris catheter 3 0.1 %
baby finch picture 3 0.1 %
totallygone 3 0.1 %
black swallowtail caterpillar 3 0.1 %
i hate driving 3 0.1 %
turd monkey 3 0.1 %
csresults 3 0.1 %
from my cold dead hands 3 0.1 %
young lust 3 0.1 %
sparrow mating 3 0.1 %
jean renault 3 0.1 %
stadium pal david 3 0.1 %
roger the hat 3 0.1 %
google bait 3 0.1 %
qualudes 3 0.1 %
stalk talk walken 3 0.1 %
long breasts 3 0.1 %
fao schwartz candy 3 0.1 %
brittish dictionary 3 0.1 %
half-life porn 3 0.1 %
www dogclaws com / 3 0.1 %
cinderellacity 3 0.1 %
?catamite 2 0 %
ornamental illness 2 0 %
earthlink-peoplepc-wssynd 2 0 %
greta van s 2 0 %
html entity schwa 2 0 %
seinfeld quizzes 2 0 %
dentabones recall 2 0 %
pet problems 2 0 %
biolovematch 2 0 %
dog hurt leg 2 0 %
square states 2 0 %
200 2 0 %
the partridge family bus 2 0 %
chinese pug names 2 0 %
birthday songs funny 2 0 %
sprockets theme 2 0 %
pug a lot 2 0 %
black swallowtail caterpillar picture 2 0 %
http //ornamentalillness.com/ann/archive-06022002-06082002.shtml 2 0 %
journal avatars 2 0 %
omens in dreams 2 0 %
greta van susteren before and after 2 0 %
women fighting 2 0 %
create-a-model 2 0 %
square gif 2 0 %
the emperor has no clothes 2 0 %
mares eat oats and does eat 2 0 %
picture of a leper 2 0 %
two way mirror toilet 2 0 %
flower stan 2 0 %
greta van susteren facelift pictures 2 0 %
carnival ride 2 0 %
it s a chopper baby 2 0 %
mexican religious candles in glass jars 2 0 %
ornamental iron 2 0 %
goth martha stewart 2 0 %
chillin like villain penicillin 2 0 %
cinderella city denver 2 0 %
katherine harris pics 2 0 %
denver cinderella city 2 0 %
bushspeak 2 0 %
spencerclarke 2 0 %
vh1 70s music 2 0 %
ornamentalillness.com 2 0 %
manziere 2 0 %
materialistic 2 0 %
strange furniture 2 0 %
piss on guy 2 0 %
x character test 2 0 %
cool male avatars 2 0 %
site ornamentalillness.com glasses 2 0 %
plucking white hairs 2 0 %
bad kitties 2 0 %
mo rocca 2 0 %
it s a chopper baby pulp fiction 2 0 %
hurt dog 2 0 %
catamite pictures 2 0 %
eight dollar bill 2 0 %
how can you have any pudding if you don t eat your meat 2 0 %
judy swallow 2003 2 0 %
fao schweets 2 0 %
powers of observation 2 0 %
beatles personality test 2 0 %
human-toilet 2 0 %
journal ornamental 2 0 %
real ghost recordings 2 0 %
when the sky is like lace 2 0 %
me@lb 2 0 %
x men rouge nude 2 0 %
pinky wear 2 0 %
seinfeld character quiz 2 0 %
girls and jealousy 2 0 %
welcome wagon & apartment 2 0 %
the house of johnny depp 2 0 %
partridge family bus design 2 0 %
men with long dicks 2 0 %
catamite woman 2 0 %
human-toilet-stories 2 0 %
bush stinks 2 0 %
disney witches 2 0 %
stadium gal 2 0 %
symbolism in a movie 2 0 %
better living through pee bags 2 0 %
dustmops 2 0 %
my big fat pussy 2 0 %
different dicks 2 0 %
all cinderella pictures only 2 0 %
mo rocca i love the 70s 2 0 %
picture leper 2 0 %
carpet pet anti pee 2 0 %
reocurring dreams 2 0 %
what x files character are you? 2 0 %
adeist 2 0 %
lanebryant virtual model 2 0 %
welcome wagon house 2 0 %
singing dogs 2 0 %
james hurley 2 0 %
suicide by helium 2 0 %
nuprin picture 2 0 %
hippie name 2 0 %
odd paintings 2 0 %
greta van susteren picture plastic 2 0 %
minced clams 2 0 %
collecting monarch eggs 2 0 %
pressa canario 2 0 %
greta van susteren before picture 2 0 %
dream sex link 2 0 %
asbestos heebeejeebees 2 0 %
fake dollar bill 2 0 %
greta van susteren 2 0 %
you know how to whistle don t you? 2 0 %
baby finch pictures 2 0 %
lamya nude 2 0 %
kurt cobain avatars 2 0 %
ghost tape 2 0 %
woody allen figurine 2 0 %
strong prescription glasses 2 0 %
brian eno 2 0 %
hate glasses 2 0 %
benedryl 2 0 %
rainbow colored furniture 2 0 %
pig man 2 0 %
dreams and omens 2 0 %
new kid at school 2 0 %
cool jpeg 2 0 %
50x50 gifs 2 0 %
tiger swallowtails 2 0 %
house johnny depp 2 0 %
treading on thin water 2 0 %
tom waits for no one 2 0 %
leper colony 2 0 %
creepy 25 2 0 %
cinderella city colorado 2 0 %
naked pics of rouge from x men 2 0 %
david sedaris and catheter 2 0 %
pink floyd syncs 2 0 %
katydid sound 2 0 %
money conspiracy 2 0 %
naked construction workers 2 0 %
frequently used words 2 0 %
pug 406 2 0 %
stairwells 2 0 %
pluck white hairs 2 0 %
shoot me lab rat 1 0 %
transparent dream 1 0 %
cellphones without plans 1 0 %
why people plastic surgery 1 0 %
real life spaceships 1 0 %
trapped outside naked 1 0 %
isn t it funny when 1 0 %
black swallowtail brown green 1 0 %
artmatic lipstick 1 0 %
black pug puppy pictures 1 0 %
whole lot of sex 1 0 %
susteren greta facelift 1 0 %
human toilet -scat -shit -cat 1 0 %
charleton heston and alzheimers 1 0 %
emotionally incomplete 1 0 %
moter chopper 1 0 %
jpegs gifs 1 0 %
teenage dream dictionary 1 0 %
depp writings 1 0 %
weird triangle 1 0 %
cinderella graphics pictures 1 0 %
are you a good lover tests 1 0 %
conversation hogs 1 0 %
suave lava lamp 1 0 %
jello biafra- bobble heads 1 0 %
coasters art tile 1 0 %
create fat virtual model 1 0 %
picture of her pussy 1 0 %
mishpa fashions 1 0 %
skull decor for fish tanks 1 0 %
caring for black swallowtail caterpillar 1 0 %
couldn t have said it better 1 0 %
how-to-whistle 1 0 %
free 16 bit icons 1 0 %
20 something bedroom 1 0 %
david bowie sidewalks and trees better way 1 0 %
in a bus please aisle window seat 1 0 %
yuppie underwear 1 0 %
hgtv before and after 1 0 %
not a chopper pulp fiction 1 0 %
van susteren greta plastic surgery 1 0 %
ozzy for halloween 1 0 %
opening someone else s postal mailbox 1 0 %
illness web graphics 1 0 %
jerry seinfeld garage 1 0 %
hangover how long 1 0 %
lowery afb denver colorado 1 0 %
dream dictionary invisible 1 0 %
tattoo on big toe 1 0 %
a list of bad omens 1 0 %
geocities thinking in c# 1 0 %
seinfeld manziere 1 0 %
cough smell 1 0 %
blogs dental 1 0 %
gotta go pee 1 0 %
sumatra nude girls 1 0 %
rollaway cot mattress 1 0 %
viritual people 1 0 %
the boy fancies himself 1 0 %
1920s stilettos 1 0 %
weird neighbors 1 0 %
rock band personality test 1 0 %
loose connection ibook 1 0 %
stepford pet 1 0 %
illness pug 1 0 %
tangle with me 1 0 %
were can i find a 2003 diary to print off 1 0 %
immitation gold 1 0 %
elaine benes dance 1 0 %
looking at underwear 1 0 %
pet-katydid 1 0 %
neighbors hottub 1 0 %
menards song 1 0 %
greta van susteren before and after facelift 1 0 %
piano window architecture 1 0 %
dan abrams nude 1 0 %
pig stamp 1 0 %
transfer of house appraisal 1 0 %
which twin peaks character are you? 1 0 %
12.08 1 0 %
welcome wagon & list 1 0 %
.jpegs 1 0 %
understand this young grasshopper 1 0 %
walking on water jpegs 1 0 %
birthdaysongs 1 0 %
take a quiz 1 0 %
converse allstars 1 0 %
catamites 1 0 %
esoteric quiz 1 0 %
sycophantic doll 1 0 %
blog name generator 1 0 %
ann nude 1 0 %
lane bryant virtual model 1 0 %
poodle with lemon 1 0 %
direct link avatars 1 0 %
pussywillows 1 0 %
drowning frogs 1 0 %
katydid 1 0 %
flying saucers 1 0 %
cool square 1 0 %
johnny depp making out 1 0 %
hate libertarians 1 0 %
personality food quiz 1 0 %
fred levine art 1 0 %
the welcome wagon lady 1 0 %
stan fry hgtv 1 0 %
astro planes 1 0 %
mean birthday songs 1 0 %
blew up 1 0 %
lb me lane bryant 1 0 %
thick elipse photoshop 1 0 %
dream interpretation crumbling teeth 1 0 %
a&e biography bowie 2002 1 0 %
bad dream omens 1 0 %
celebrity death links 1 0 %
navy lady costume 1 0 %
fairy goth martha 1 0 %
how fat does the black swallowtail caterpillar get? 1 0 %
why do we need plastic surgery 1 0 %
150 dream 1 0 %
picture eating a sandwich 1 0 %
beautiful pussy 1 0 %
hate life underbite 1 0 %
schmoo 1 0 %
futon mold 1 0 %
lookism ugly people 1 0 %
naked construction 1 0 %
had to pee really really badly 1 0 %
bathing suit young girl see through 1 0 %
knighthoods 1 0 %
flying saucers web graphics 1 0 %
like short guys 1 0 %
stairwells descend 1 0 %
johny rotten s words 1 0 %
johnny depp and women 1 0 %
that s another fine mess you ve gotten us into 1 0 %
appalachian shack photograph 1 0 %
barf a detergent brand 1 0 %
vomit barf gifs 1 0 %
cat something can t explain 1 0 %
gay-flag 1 0 %
sandstone basement walls 1 0 %
dominatrix pictures 1 0 %
david sedaris & stadium pal 1 0 %
dame edna glasses 1 0 %
nico microwave 1 0 %
square peg 1 0 %
my brother my pussy 1 0 %
what are summer monarch butterflies? 1 0 %
pussy cst 1 0 %
halloween ghost story 1 0 %
illness gifs 1 0 %
ornamental 1 0 %
psychedellics 1 0 %
bungalow heaven picture 1 0 %
mysterious odors 1 0 %
no cellphone 1 0 %
opera brunhilde picture 1 0 %
who is the bass player on seinfeld 1 0 %
art of brown nosing 1 0 %
jabberwocky xtension 1 0 %
next to a very tall 1 0 %
12.21 1 0 %
sad butterflies 1 0 %
crustless cherry pie 1 0 %
mortgage company holiday cards 1 0 %
x files character test 1 0 %
long fingernail witch 1 0 %
nieve dictionary 1 0 %
weightloss poodle 1 0 %
greta van susteren plastic 1 0 %
atilla the hon 1 0 %
greta van susteren ugly 1 0 %
12.29 1 0 %
a black swallowtail caterpillar 1 0 %
rocky horror picture show nude shots 1 0 %
two weeks notice legally required 1 0 %
winston wolfe 1 0 %
great northern hotel fort collins 1 0 %
pug puppy pictures 1 0 %
virtual model large bust 1 0 %
the partridge bus 1 0 %
boots dream dictionary 1 0 %
weird and whacky furniture 1 0 %
negative cell phone clip art 1 0 %
white trailer trash girls 1 0 %
girlshaving sex with dogs 1 0 %
pee bag 1 0 %
depp receding 1 0 %
painting your ibook 1 0 %
snake body modification 1 0 %
this is a fine mess you have got us into stanley 1 0 %
welcome wagon apartment 1 0 %
tiffany s snake bracelet 1 0 %
picture of my hand 1 0 %
race change asian woman 1 0 %
liza minnelli plastic surgery 1 0 %
pictures of castle stairwells 1 0 %
cooties gifs 1 0 %
johny rotten s mind 1 0 %
sexy dan abrams 1 0 %
14 year old sexy 1 0 %
woman showing vagina naughty 1 0 %
skull pinky rings 1 0 %
sprockets style goth 1 0 %
expensive dog houses 1 0 %
which the x files character are you? 1 0 %
house appraisal 1 0 %
fake tulips shop ornamental flowers 1 0 %
ann dude 1 0 %
siam-cat 1 0 %
building dog houses 1 0 %
cool pinky rings 1 0 %
sharp 475 1 0 %
dana parsley 1 0 %
dogcat 1 0 %
squirrel basement dryer vent 1 0 %
jack osbornes naked friend 1 0 %
catamite photo gallery 1 0 %
why not to have plastic surgery 1 0 %
airconditioning makes sick 1 0 %
construction workers naked 1 0 %
cnn 1 0 %
how to wear pinky rings 1 0 %
/ 1 0 %
as far as i know dictionary or glossary or words or terms or lexicon 1 0 %
human toilet stories 1 0 %
24 hours of love mtv2 1 0 %
young link avatars 1 0 %
you might not know trivia 1 0 %
stunting directions 1 0 %
sleazy dream 1 0 %
three wishes for cinderella 1 0 %
rupaul t-shirt 1 0 %
stan what s in a name 1 0 %
pictures of french bulldog puppies 1 0 %
dream bus 1 0 %
pink floyd insane 1 0 %
funny nun gifts 1 0 %
screendream 1 0 %
underwear textures poser 1 0 %
common house fly mating 1 0 %
lavendar diamonds 1 0 %
green m&m graphics 1 0 %
codeine dream 1 0 %
wood starburst pattern 1 0 %
black lab/blue heeler 1 0 %
little girl with candy graphics 1 0 %
david sedaris catheter story 1 0 %
outside ornamental walls 1 0 %
fireescapes 1 0 %
fly larva eating inside out 1 0 %
fao candy 1 0 %
yes in the beginning 1 0 %
fly fishing blogs 1 0 %
real ghost on tape 1 0 %
naked male construction workers 1 0 %
what does italian money look like? 1 0 %
roger waters insane 1 0 %
menards storm windows 1 0 %
poser head scarf 1 0 %
lyric household duties 1 0 %
sedaris pee 1 0 %
big pussy rings 1 0 %
cinderella mall denver 1 0 %
johnny depp receding hairline 1 0 %
glasses frames for square faces 1 0 %
johnny depp buttons 1 0 %
phonephobia 1 0 %
cars waiting in line 1 0 %
underwear stupid 1 0 %
fleas downstairs but not upstairs 1 0 %
kinks trivia 1 0 %
what is illness 1 0 %
thick black frames glasses picture 1 0 %
dirty high school shower stories 1 0 %
flapper fashions 1 0 %
rouge from x-men nude 1 0 %
puppy lust 1 0 %
candy coated clowns blue velvet 1 0 %
bedroom 156 visitors 1 0 %
beards in dreams 1 0 %
charade you are 1 0 %
types of tadpols 1 0 %
men s silver rings 1 0 %
love is for the birds 1 0 %
greta van susteren nude 1 0 %
unifinished furniture in massachusetts 1 0 %
steins plants in milwaukee 1 0 %
poser avatars men 1 0 %
puppy humping 1 0 %
selling dumb stuff 1 0 %
about illness 1 0 %
childlike gothic clothes for immature goths 1 0 %
who likes cats 1 0 %
nick nolte illness 1 0 %
photocopied for sexy woman 1 0 %
jpeg gif cool 1 0 %
facelift greta van susteren 1 0 %
goth styles/clothes 1 0 %
yellowjackets attack killed 1 0 %
picture and sewer rat 1 0 %
stepford august 7 2003 1 0 %
croton/plants 1 0 %
berlin wall pink floyd -album -poster 1 0 %
catheter pee 1 0 %
homosexuality is a sin islam abortion shirt 1 0 %
greta van susteren sucks 1 0 %
diarrhea pug 1 0 %
what is the meaning of pleasant? 1 0 %
greta van sustern naked 1 0 %
train plane 7 1 0 %
pussy webcam 1 0 %
anxiety is like a hurricane 1 0 %
greta van picture 1 0 %
.gifs ghost 1 0 %
women fighting link 1 0 %
removing ornamental brick siding 1 0 %
cinderella city mall map 1 0 %
jesus tortilla 1 0 %
stuff on chicken-pox that i never knew 1 0 %
greta van surgery 1 0 %
tongue splitting is stupid 1 0 %
chevy monza 1 0 %
pussywillow tree 1 0 %
couch mildew 1 0 %
dream sex 1 0 %
stadium pal this american life 1 0 %
lead pipe 1 0 %
old cds by pink floyd 1 0 %
velvet goldmine-who you are 1 0 %
forked tongue fad 1 0 %
boxer dog puppy illness 1 0 %
tim mattheson butt 1 0 %
naked dream 1 0 %
hate driving 1 0 %
shih tzu funny character drawings 1 0 %
women fighting women 1 0 %
bleachers 1 0 %
celebrity death 2002 1 0 %
12.08. 1 0 %
presidents who overspent 1 0 %
catamite story 1 0 %
dinner invitation templates 1 0 %
weird restrooms 1 0 %
red streaks on famous people 1 0 %
michael no we will not talk about your face. i love your face. i love you.... 1 0 %
scream personality test 1 0 %
dur-hay 1 0 %
dream dollar 1 0 %
sexy female fox news reporters 1 0 %
dog houses 1 0 %
neighborhood welcome wagon 1 0 %
pinky rings right or left pinky? 1 0 %
dammit run 2003 1 0 %
forked tongue splitting 1 0 %
loud neighbors can t sleep 1 0 %
old house wiring 1 0 %
the old navy lady with the big black glasses 1 0 %
graphics company quadricolor 1 0 %
puppy pictures and dictionary 1 0 %
tomoguchi pets 1 0 %
i hate plutocrats 1 0 %
237 synchronicity 1 0 %
pink floyd movie syncs 1 0 %
pictures of women hanging naked death pee 1 0 %
ping spammer 1 0 %
sewer rat in toilet 1 0 %
funky name generator 1 0 %
ornamental candy 1 0 %
gradient bar gif 1 0 %
catholisism in america today 1 0 %
music words to birthday songs 1 0 %
mother-in-law nude 1 0 %
colors that fit together 1 0 %
high forehead elizabeth taylor 1 0 %
nun bike figurine 1 0 %
x man character test 1 0 %
camoflauge cars 1 0 %
where do you wear rings on fingers for certain things 1 0 %
dream white car 1 0 %
university roast beef 1 0 %
filler text quark 1 0 %
cool avatars 1 0 %
rings for guys to wear on their pinky finger 1 0 %
drew barrymore s email 1 0 %
cellphone microwave 1 0 %
are there real ghost in life 1 0 %
someday the war will be over 1 0 %
ya gotta go pee 1 0 %
futons fort collins 1 0 %
what s drew barrymore s friends names 1 0 %
welcome wagon & sale 1 0 %
evilness test 1 0 %
backs on you you ll get the 1 0 %
radio jungle 1 0 %
ira glass boyfriend 1 0 %
shrunken naked women 1 0 %
11.10 1 0 %
weird avatars 1 0 %
ghost.gifs 1 0 %
white night expression dreams 1 0 %
paintings of a women s pussy 1 0 %
lane bryant models 1 0 %
crossfire tucker carlson age 1 0 %
dartboard jpeg 1 0 %
resurrection plant time 1 0 %
jumped off the golden gate bridge 1 0 %
2003 diary to print off 1 0 %
candy m&m web graphics 1 0 %
pacman frog 1 0 %
rooting hormone tutorial 1 0 %
nude dan abrams 1 0 %
humongous dream houses 1 0 %
dark faux wood panelling 1 0 %
jpeg 1 0 %
meaning of menage 1 0 %
people who don t want to talk 1 0 %
victorian grillwork 1 0 %
anna gasteyer topless 1 0 %
syd the cat 1 0 %
neet babe 1 0 %
thank you stadium pal 1 0 %
31 dream 1 0 %
rat picture sewer 1 0 %
my cow is dead so i don t need your bull 1 0 %
stan and ann starbuck 1 0 %
double cock 1 0 %
create a virtualmodel 1 0 %
micheal polanyi 1 0 %
main stuff about plants 1 0 %
empty next syndrome 1 0 %
inner pink 1 0 %
age monarch-caterpillars 1 0 %
the beatles and charles manson and terror 1 0 %
going bald dreams 1 0 %
fabric craft fur 1 0 %
blog my pictures nude 1 0 %
what does catty mean 1 0 %
getting mildew out of couch 1 0 %
birthday songs for 1 0 %
dreams bad 1 0 %
07.14 sex 1 0 %
what do i do with oversize cucumbers 1 0 %
pictures of baby finches 1 0 %
how to install a cd player in a windstar 2002 1 0 %
going bald unattractive 1 0 %
young student portrait 1 0 %
naturally nude adolescent 1 0 %
i hate wearing my glasses 1 0 %
mercedes pieces and chain 1 0 %
fit gif 1 0 %
cleaning cat pee vinegar 1 0 %
scrollbar specs 1 0 %
dead rat 1 0 %
leann rhimes 1 0 %
.177 shooting 1 0 %
male name start alphabet m 1 0 %
beverly hillbillies old house 1 0 %
what are bad omens? 1 0 %
how many planes are in the sky 1 0 %
roger waters astrological chart 1 0 %
anthony kedis pics 1 0 %
x men name generator 1 0 %
my lenses new glasses 1 0 %
question of the day 1 0 %
music by plumb 1 0 %
canvas umbrella patio 1 0 %
chandeleir parts 1 0 %
human toilet gay 1 0 %
dog sucks boy cock 1 0 %
symbolism in movie 1 0 %
piss off people on halloween 1 0 %
ozzy illness 1 0 %
who wears pinky rings 1 0 %
next and underwear 1 0 %
biota invisible map 1 0 %
least used words in the dictionary 1 0 %
greta van susteren picture 1 0 %
dentabones 1 0 %
caring for monarch butterflies 1 0 %
what is kramer`s first name on the seinfelds? 1 0 %
august 2003 mo rocca 1 0 %
fake brick 4x8 paneling 1 0 %
disney w.i.t.c.h. 1 0 %
faux brick siding 1 0 %
sicilian cursing dictionary 1 0 %
house mating 1 0 %
templates of dinner invitation 1 0 %
cold dead hands charleton heston 1 0 %
give yourself the heroin chic look 1 0 %
real life ghost 1 0 %
357 sounds 1 0 %
t-shirt homosexuality is a sin islam is a lie 1 0 %
ornamental fonts 1 0 %
nancy spungeon photos 1 0 %
christopher walken - stalk talk 1 0 %
mystery train ride minnesota 1 0 %
lying in bed of diamonds dream 1 0 %
new puppy pictures 1 0 %
katydid colorado 1 0 %
polymer clay tiles 1 0 %
dreaming without dreaming 1 0 %
bad word vs cuss word 1 0 %
disney.witch papers 1 0 %
dream index strawberries in my back 1 0 %
wood cupboards 1 0 %
paint bathroom ceiling blue 1 0 %
summer of butterflies 1 0 %
affenpinscher blog 1 0 %
gay lisp 1 0 %
http //ornamentalillness.com/ann/00000070.shtml 1 0 %
faux plywood floor 1 0 %
slade brian music history 1 0 %
hendrix s drawings 1 0 %
ornamental fence puppy proof 1 0 %
getting screwed by a mortgage broker 1 0 %
non sequitors 1 0 %
eva myles 1 0 %
jabberwocky xtension for quark xpress 1 0 %
mcphee nun bobble jesus 1 0 %
jimi hendrix drawings 1 0 %
don t call me a dog 1 0 %
kind of dicks 1 0 %
dreams going bald 1 0 %
home remodels before and after 1 0 %
woman on the slab 1 0 %
margarita color 1 0 %
frightning men graphics 1 0 %
canned seafood princess 1 0 %
tomoguchi 1 0 %
preface this by saying 1 0 %
bride clothes in 2003 1 0 %
warzone blogs 1 0 %
aunt helen 1 0 %
dream war 1 0 %
that 70s show character selector 1 0 %
bad omens 1 0 %
css scrollbar colors explain 1 0 %
giuseppe s wallpaper for the computer 1 0 %
donkey men 1 0 %
all avatars 1 0 %
clip art rebel mascot 1 0 %
abortion is murder homosexuality is sin islam is a lie shirt 1 0 %
david bowie biography a&e 2002 1 0 %
treading thin water 1 0 %
male free to good home 1 0 %
headshops in colorado 1 0 %
stawbuck 1 0 %
i ve got a little black book with 1 0 %
sale or sales welcome wagon 1 0 %
ann naked 1 0 %
dead puppy pictures 1 0 %
motel sex sounds 1 0 %
disney/witch 1 0 %
character test 1 0 %
pogo dance 1 0 %
cremation pug 1 0 %
most pussy rings 1 0 %
npr sedaris stadium 1 0 %
body modification horn implants 1 0 %
really dark roots 1 0 %
vagina picture 1 0 %
david sedaris catheter 1 0 %
the little boy sucks at a dog 1 0 %
dental blogs 1 0 %
shih tzu nicknacks 1 0 %
what kind of people for sin 1 0 %
x-files character selector 1 0 %
pie without the crust nick 1 0 %
women with male dicks 1 0 %
steves gay 1 0 %
nose wrinkling pictures 1 0 %
sitting on his lap 1 0 %
last day or the rest of my life 1 0 %
enron cow cayman island 1 0 %
pee through 1 0 %
pig intaglio 1 0 %
911 lunchroom monitors 1 0 %
virtual me at lane bryant 1 0 %
repair damaged partition lacie 1 0 %
distorted sense of time 1 0 %
utilitas agricolae 1 0 %
aliens dieing 1 0 %
horror name generator 1 0 %
this machine is an ibook 1 0 %
manufacturers of gazing balls 1 0 %
http //ornamentalillness.com/entries/00000153.shtml 1 0 %
reproduced art tile 1 0 %
batmobile resin parts 1 0 %
fake brick panelling 1 0 %
treading on thin ice 1 0 %
greta van plastic surgery 1 0 %
animal with boy 1 0 %
mrs. brown you have a lovely daughter beatles 1 0 %
sick dog 1 0 %
cloud pattern background 1 0 %
keith richards height & weight 1 0 %
inkjet cleaning solution smell 1 0 %
how long will hangover last 1 0 %
dsotm twoo 1 0 %
katydid vs grasshopper 1 0 %
purple m&ms fao schwartz 1 0 %
crazy about plastic 1 0 %
house smells burning matches 1 0 %
menage trois 1 0 %
caring for monarch eggs 1 0 %
helium for suicide 1 0 %
how long ago past tense 1 0 %
management bullshit 1 0 %
hanggliding 1 0 %
stickey dry teeth 1 0 %
moter cycle patches 1 0 %
stuffed pig 1 0 %
show me your pussy 1 0 %
plucking gray hairs 1 0 %
eat oats and does 1 0 %
orthodontia courtney love 1 0 %
hydrogen peroxide walgreens corporation 1 0 %
strange dog houses 1 0 %
dave vanian 1 0 %
quatrefoil window image 1 0 %
something about dreams 1 0 %
it s another fine mess you ve 1 0 %
consumerism and aborigine families 1 0 %
sad about death 1 0 %
ivy butt cheat 1 0 %
common house sparrow 1 0 %
high school anatomy 1 0 %
plastic surgery in human society 1 0 %
house appraisal points 1 0 %
how to dream more 1 0 %
11.30 1 0 %
why do we use cellphones 1 0 %
pissing nude 1 0 %
14 year old cleavage 1 0 %
personality test graphics 1 0 %
ornamental buddah only 1 0 %
10.19 1 0 %
partridge family shirt 1 0 %
caterpillars that turn into monarch butterflies 1 0 %
2 story sitcom style house with brick and wood siding 1 0 %
illiness song lyrics 1 0 %
my hairs are becoming white as i am 25 years old is there any solution to stop it. 1 0 %
discounted tiffany s jewelry 1 0 %
folk art blue heeler 1 0 %
chopper cycle 1 0 %
someplace nice 1 0 %
home depot/greenhouse building 1 0 %
philodendron images 1 0 %
getting back natural color 1 0 %
dialup connection slow 26400 fixing 1 0 %
jealousy girls 1 0 %
disney witch 1 0 %
ssearch 1 0 %
virtual model create 1 0 %
block ip stalker blog 1 0 %
qualudes picture 1 0 %
be careful with that axe eugene 1 0 %
measels looks like 1 0 %
gifs ghost 1 0 %
dreaming lyric pink floyd 1 0 %
gazing balls meaning 1 0 %
doves nest sitting 1 0 %
rouge naked x men 1 0 %
you know how to whistle don t 1 0 %
mileagers in racine wisconsin 1 0 %
cardinal with black beak 1 0 %
mikko kajula 1 0 %
dream hurricane house 1 0 %
insecure with a big nose 1 0 %
christopher walken stalk talk 1 0 %
x- men rouge nude 1 0 %
blogs on empty nest 1 0 %
emoticon dicks 1 0 %
photos of applying lipstick 1 0 %
outside dog houses 1 0 %
csu girls nude 1 0 %
my dog plato 1 0 %
john lennon didn t look tall 1 0 %
groupie rockstar 1 0 %
fake doctor s excuse slip 1 0 %
death of nieve 1 0 %
what happens when i have to pee 1 0 %
typing schwa 1 0 %
gif jpegs 1 0 %
johnny depp irish 1 0 %
abandonned pugs 1 0 %
ebert and roper 1 0 %
free pictures of greta van susteren nude 1 0 %
what happened to lane bryant virtual me 1 0 %
black mosquito netting 1 0 %
tiger dream 1 0 %
bernina sewing classes 1 0 %
all you need to know about tongue splitting 1 0 %
20 lace converse 1 0 %
eyes and noses 1 0 %
leper \ picture\ 1 0 %
transgender satanist 1 0 %
offroad ajax 1 0 %
what politician are you personality quiz 1 0 %
stadium pee bags 1 0 %
least used words 1 0 %
dream grasshopper 1 0 %
take the quiz at 1 0 %
empty nest syndrome journal 1 0 %
flash t 190 1 0 %
home neutering 1 0 %
milking cow cartoon 1 0 %
women s fashion stock photo 1 0 %
ornamental underwear 1 0 %
2003 discovered strange 1 0 %
card verifying kagi 1 0 %
tradescantia zebrina quadricolor 1 0 %
real spooky story 1 0 %
young grasshopper kung fu 1 0 %
rosebuds graphics 1 0 %
cinderella city englewood 1 0 %
morphing from young to old 1 0 %
women mens locker room 1 0 %
cat urine foamy 1 0 %
pug & diarrhea 1 0 %
webcam sumatra 1 0 %
real ghost tapes 1 0 %
women pinky rings 1 0 %
house sparrows mating 1 0 %
punk 06.08.2003 1 0 %
guys hardwood floors colorado 1 0 %
fort collins blogs 1 0 %
skin hot blister crawling wrist 1 0 %
emoticon with dicks 1 0 %
picture of kato kalin 1 0 %
no. i m afraid that the dream was about you 1 0 %
poe power of words radio 1 0 %
sweet november brussel griffon 1 0 %
wake up crying dreams 1 0 %
weird words cliques 1 0 %
writing about art 1 0 %
old fashioned living how to live without electricity or plumbing 1 0 %
why do people have plastic surgery done 1 0 %
eraserhead baby 1 0 %
porcelain in a dream means 1 0 %

Posted by Ann on 09/10/03@05:05 PM CST ..::Link::..

Dumb DREAM

I was in someone's house as a guest...some relative of Stan's, I think. We were supposed to be staying in some family room with very 70s upholstery...yellow and orange with black and brown prints. I remember there was supposed to be some sort of daybed to sleep on, but it disappeared. I was wearing a bright pink shirt.

Posted by Ann on 09/10/03@08:41 AM CST ..::Link::..

Tuesday, September 9, 2003

Are we scared yet?

As promissed (or maybe not...did I promise it? I don't think so) here's a link for one of the items from the catalog that gave me weird dreams the other night. And here's another link to a similar item except this item wasn't in the catalog. And here's the motherlode of scariness: BE PREPARED FOR MASSIVE NIGHTMARES. I wish they showed larger pictures so you could get a feel for just how TRULY FRIGHTENING AND MACABRE these creations are, but I guess you'll just have to order a catalogue.

See, if these things were about 1/20 the price or less, I can see nearly every (cough...ehrrmmmm...clears throat...must choose words wisely here) older person of moderate means wanting to have one for their holiday display. But these life-size dolls are a grand a piece! The entire set would set you back the price of a very nice newer used car! Now what sort of person with that kind of expendable income would want these *IN MY HUMBLE OPINION* hideous things adorning their otherwise well-appointed home? Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find little beauty here. Instead I find a very strange sense of humour...kitsch-like. Who would buy these? Not poor people. Not moderate income people. The price is too high. And when you get into the higher-income range, well I suspect most would think it is too tacky. So are these gag gifts for the incredibly wealthy? "Well, I couldn't afford to get you a RealDoll, so I got you her Great Aunt Eula!" Haw haw haw. Maybe it's sort of a drag queen/old gay guy type thing. I can see a wealthy old gay guy getting a kick out of these. I don't know...I'm having a hard time finding a demographic here.

Posted by Ann on 09/09/03@09:53 AM CST ..::Link::..

Ship of DREAMs

I was on a ship with a bunch of people. I'm not sure where it was travelling, but it was going very fast. I was in the interior part, but some people walked out to the deck and they got dizzy from the speed. The weird thing was is that you could see "city" going by, not water. As it docked, we all got in line do leave. We walked down a bunch of aisles and planks and narrow passageways all in line. I think Stan was with me, but I'm not positive. We passed boxes and strange things; it looked more like the inside of a warehouse than a ship (not that I've ever been on a ship...just ferries). As we got on land, it was like we were on a seacoast where there's lots of grassland, sand and hills. But it was like we were more inland a ways, and we then had to travel back to the coast by foot. We used metal sheets to slide down the hills to get us to our destination faster. On the way, there were large pieces of styrofoam which I grabbed because I thought they would be useful. I made a comment it looked like suction cups. There was a guy with me that seemed familiar, but I don't know who he was. He reminded me of Paul Schaeffer (sp?) (WHY?~!?) kinda gayish. I think he was a visual artist though. On the way to the coast, some local youths came along my path. I thought they would give us "tourists" a hard time, but they mostly ignored us. As all us tourists travelled to the coast, I felt we were like those young sea turtles that hatch and have to get to the water. We finally got to our destination, and we walked out of a building and onto the boardwalk. I looked around and saw that I was with a tall red-haired woman who reminded me of my former neighbor Mary. She was looking around for her relatives, which were also my in-laws (Stan's adopted mom's side of the family). She spotted some people peering out of a doorway in a building across the street. I couldn't see them, but then this guy comes toward us who looks like Stan's Uncle Bob. Then we head down the boardwalk where we find a group of people sitting at a sunken table by the water. They are having a party with a bunch of young people dressed in scanty clothing. Stan's adopted sister Marcia is there flirting with a young man and trying to be unseen, and perhaps either Stan's mom or her twin sister, but I can't remember. Everyone seems to be flirting with a younger member of the opposite sex...it was rather gross and I felt like I was in one of those tacky Las Vegas TV ads. There's one young woman with dark hair who's talking to a himbo and urging him to talk to me. The himbo is reluctant (not to mention half my age). He's well-built, but a little too puffy bulky-muscley for me, brown sort of longish (but not real long) wavy hair, hazel eyes. Not bad looking, but just extremely *average* and nothing unique about him. He's wearing an open vest, trying to be Chippendale-ish. I really didn't want to deal with this situation, and I'm hoping Stan appears soon to get me out of it.

Posted by Ann on 09/09/03@08:54 AM CST ..::Link::..

Monday, September 8, 2003

It's been a strange weekend.

DREAM 9.7.03

Let these dreams be a warning: Do not look at creepy catalogues of cheesey holiday crap before you go to bed.

I can't remember the sequences of events, as usual, but I can remember some of the specifics. Here goes:

I think I was walking toward the old chemistry building at CSU. As I entered, it turned into sort of a mall, sort of like Cinderella City. I was inside the old chemistry stockroom where I worked, but it was more like a gift shop. Stan and Tim were there too. We were trying to leave the store, but by the time I could leave, the doorway was blocked by someone pushing a big cart filled with jewelry and trinkets. The store clerk told him to go one direction, and then another, so it prevented me from being able to leave because I was consistently blocked. Then I decided to hell with it all, and pushed my way by the cart peddler, knocking junk off his and the store's displays. I didn't care. By the time I got out into the main part of the mall, Stan and Tim couldn't be found. I walked down the rather deserted mall looking for them, and eventually found them. There must have been a bee or wasp flying around because Tim was swatting at it, and we all ducked down a stairwell to escape it. Downstairs, there were a bunch of musical events taking place, and there was this one group that was sitting in a circle of chairs and performing a song. I then realized that Matt (Tim's old roommate) was one of the performers. He was holding an accoustic guitar, but he wasn't playing it, probably because he didn't know how. He saw that I was in the audience and he looked at me with a 'how am I doing?' expression, so I smiled and gave him a 'thumbs up' even though his performance was rather pathetic. Then Stan gave me a bunch of CDs, but they looked more like albums...they were large, not small. They consisted mostly of Siouxsie and the Banshees, but old 80s stuff we used to have on vinyl, and new releases. There was something not right about the container they were in, the type was blurred (not intentionally), and it appeared as if it was a pirated copy, as if someone color photocopied the real thing. I thanked Stan, but also told him that this must have been more of a gift for himself because I really have no desire to listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees right now. Then it was like I was in a parking lot at night and Tim was with Stan and I and we were looking at a bunch of asphalt mixed with twigs and leaves and gunk on the street and saying that it looked like Matt's hair. As we were in the parking lot, we were watching something in the close distance which was sort of like an amusement park ride with two aeroplanes eached attached to a rod that would twirl them around from the center hub. It was all lit up in pinks and reds and purples, but we realized it was some sort of official training apparatus for pilots. Then it was as if I was hearing a conversation from my mom, telling me her travel plans, and how she would have to get a ride on a private plane from some pilot she knew because she missed her flight or something.

I woke up and went back to sleep, and my next dream involved watching another musical performance by some band like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers or someone (why?) and there was a woman on stage with them who was singing and she was wearing one a fake pilgrim hat. It was most disturbing, like something right out of that cheesey catalog.

End Dream.

----

I suppose you're wondering what this cheesey catalog is? Well, I'd put a link here right now to its website, except for the fact that Stan stepped on the cable wire outside while he was painting the house, hence dislogging our cable service, so I have no internet service, and haven't since about 1 on Saturday. In fact, I probably won't have internet service until sometime on Monday, but who knows when? 'They could be here any time between 8am and 8pm on Monday' as the customer service person told us. Isn't that just charming? How on earth is one supposed to deal with terms like that? I mean, if I didn't work at home, or if Stan didn't just happen to have Monday off because he arranged for it months in advance to work on the house at this time, we would be so screwed. We're still screwed, I mean, I don't have the internet. And to top it all off, I started getting really bad allergies on Saturday, so I took a Claritin. It totally knocked me out, which really sucks because I can't help Stan paint then. But when I'm not sleeping, I'm brain dead and can't do much except surf the internet or watch TV because Claritin makes me into a non-creative, fatigued vegetable. Which wouldn't be so bad, if I had the internet or cable tv.

---

DREAM 9.8.03

I was watching something on TV that was narrated by Roger Waters. Or maybe he was like a news reporter. I forgot what it was about, but it was interesting. After a while, they showed some 'behind the scenes' footage, which was live, and I spotted Roger standing in a crowd of people. I told the people who were watching in the room with me, 'That's Roger, the one in black with those white cables around him.' (It looked like he had white computer cables over his shoulder...don't know why) But no one in the room seemed to care.

I was taking a swimming class, and there were two people in it that I knew back about 12 years ago. IRL, these two had an affair with eachohter; one of them was married to another man. I have absolutely no desire to see these people again. But in the dream, I was sitting along the edge of the pool, and she was on my left and he was on my right. They kept talking to eachohter over me. Someone else was making a presentation, but I was having a hard time hearing because of the silly couple. I then said loudly, 'Excuse me!' and subsequently, everyone in the class, including the instructor, stared at me, like 'how dare she!' but they didn't give a rat's ass when the silly couple were talking with eachother. Typically sentimental. I was especially creeped out by the swim teacher...he was like Lieutennant Corporal (or whatever his rank was) Killgore from Apocalypse Now.

I was with Tim and we were trying to sit in some seats that were like theatre seats, but the setting was like a store. I had no idea about what else was going on.

I was with some friend from high school and I wanted her to smell some perfumes I had bought really cheaply for $1.00 each, but the perfumes were still factory sealed. She made some comment about the perfumes being for children, which made me feel bad (but what would I expect for $1.00?) I don't understand this dream.

Posted by Ann on 09/08/03@06:27 PM CST ..::Link::..
By Stan @ 20:55 PM CST:09:20:03 ..::Link::..