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04:21:2002 Entry: "Pretzel Illogic"
Pretzel Illogic
Am I the only one who's developed an incredible craving for pretzels after the Bush incident? Not your skinny, dry, junk food pretzels in a bag, but the fresh, chewy, warm, humongous pretzels (with correspondingly large salt crystals to match). I'm absolutely CRAVING those. Must have pretzel now. Unfortunately, I know not where to get one, and it's icky out, so I'll just think about it instead. But you know how it is, you never think about something, and then it's in the news and you can't stop thinking about it...that's how it is with pretzels right now. I usually never give them a second thought.
I'm still puzzled how one could choke on a pretzel...especially the dry kind in a bag...they pulverize immediately upon contact with liquid. Doesn't he know to drink liquid with pretzels? It's baffling. And Stan doesn't think it was a pretzel at all. He thinks Laura smacked him one.
I think he was just practicing his fainting so he could barf on Japan some day like Poppy did.
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Oooh!! I've ALWAYS craved those soft warm yummy pretzels!!!! ACK! Now I have to run to the mall!! :o)
Posted by Maria @ 01/14/2002 09:56 AM CST