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04:21:2002 Entry: "DREAMS"
DREAMS
Oh my, did I have the funniest dream. Actually, there were two dreams, and I'll tell the last one first because I want to save the best for last (no fair peeking). One thing that these dreams tell me is that I watch way too much HGTV home remodels where they do an "on a budget" before and after and the after is always many times worse than the before (yes, I've found a tv network that I actually like...amazing) and that I'm too easily amused by disturbing search request. Anyway, on to the show: I dreamt I was with Stan's (adopted) sister and her family. It was like we were in their "home" but for some reason, it was our house and they had remodelled our bedroom and bathroom. They used absolutely the opposite sorts of color schemes than what we have. Our bedroom is made up of blacks, dark blues, blue greys, pale pale blue greys, greys, and bordeaux purples. Our first floor (master) bathroom is black, white and grey. Well, they remodelled them in leaf green and pale yellow plaids. Aaaaack!!!!! OK, now here's the first dream, the third, I believe, in a continuing series of where a web page is manifest in the flesh, or literally as a piece of office paper or office supply. Last night the web page was one on one of those Astrobrite papers (Orbit Orange, I think) from Kinko's copies. It was in a collage format, with lots of words, but the one phrase I remember that stood out so much that I even remembered after waking up several times was "VAGINA STRANGELY," all caps in block lettering like Impact 24 pt. Mwahahaha! Vagina Strangely! I think it was someone's disturbing search request. (Well, now you have it here folks...google bait). Isn't that a hilarious name? I picture this as a Bond Villainess...."Mr. Bond, I would like to introduce to you my assistant, Miss Vagina Strangely."
I just love the unconscious.
1 Comments
LMAO.oh that's good...even better than Ivana Humpalot!
Posted by Lori @ 02/03/2002 12:41 AM CST