Ann's Bandwidth-Wasting Absurd Esoteric Microcosm Personality Test
100% celebrity-free...no famous people were harmed in the making of this test or the result graphics. Isn't that a shame?
Click the X by the choice that corresponds closest to your answer.
Gimme the test, dagnabbit!
You are a creative artist, writer, philosophical contemplator and mad genius, but to earn your living in this world, you work as a:
X Design Slave
X Why work a day job?...food just falls from the sky for me.
Your hair is:
X really, really long
X really, really short
To relax you like to:
X watch movies
X lie around on the bed
X lie around on the couch
X go for a swim
You're named after:
X Some saint
X Some person
X A famous artist or philosopher
X Some Roman or Greek goddess or ruler
X Some fat politician
You find yourself frequently fantasizing about:
X Rock Musicians
X Becoming a famous author
X Things beyond my world
X I rarely fantasize
Assuming you can't play any instrument, if you were to join a rock band, they would want you because you
X Can write good lyrics
X Look good without a shirt
X Look pretty and sing
X Look cool, tough and snarl
X I am so not into that
I have nightmares about
X Being left out or falling behind
X Being chased by fascists
X Getting attacked by vicious animals
X Falling down a flight of stairs
Do you have toys?
X Only a few
X Not many at all
X I've lost all my toys or my siblings ruined them
X I have lots of toys!
X Who needs toys?
X Eating while preparing for others
X Whatever I can grab out of the fridge
X Anything I can catch on the run
X I'll eat anything anytime
X Anything that someone else prepares for me
X Leafy Vegetables
X Anything too advanced in the reincarnation cycles
X Yell, scream and cuss
X Break something
X Run and hide
X Put something in my mouth (i.e., gum, tobacco, food)
X Blend in with environment and pretend to be invisible
X Were corrected by braces
X Are naturally movie star straight
X Have canines that are too long
X Are crooked or missing
X Are all gone
Describe your nose:
X barely there
Ok, now here's the fun part! Figure out which of the colored shapes in the box below you have the most of...
...and then click on the corresponding answer below to determine your extremely scientific test results!
OK, no big whoop...just go take the test again and select your *2nd choice* answers...kind of a rinse and repeat thing...(If you've already fogotten what your first answers were, don't worry about it)