Category Archives: The Weird File

Because He Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Using a Ladder?

Yesterday I was outside surveying our parched morning glory vines and my coleus collection, when I hear a beeping noise coming down the side street in front of our house that intersects our main street. I see a large orange JLG Lift Series 660SJ maneuvering its way down the road. (I’d take a picture of it, but that would give away where I live, so here’s google pics of the brand and series) I figure that it’s the city either going to trim trees or fix power lines or something. Boy was I in for a surprise. Continue reading Because He Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Using a Ladder?

Monetize This: Piss, YouTube, Royalty-Free Content and Copyright

I have been plagued with copyright problems since I first got on the internet in the mid-90s. If it isn’t some little imbecile copying my original hand-created site design and content word for word and slapping their name on it, then it’s some Digital Internet Content Korporation that claims copyright on my video because I used a royalty-free sound-clip I am legally licensed to use in an original video I created and uploaded to YouTube.
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Puppet Speaks to Fake Master

From Wonkette, inside the creepy mind of Scott Walker: Guy Pretending To Be David Koch Has Lengthy Conversation With Scott Walker.

What a Kochsucker.

Sucker!!!!!

More on this story at MotherJones, where they also have part 2 of the interview.

What a Kochwhore. All these Democratic lawmakers trying to get through, but can’t reach him. He won’t take their calls. But when Koch Komes a Kallin’, hey, he’s all ears.

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